Player: Assistant
A Confused Frog: I don't want to be an assistant anymore. Ribbit. I just want my dream pond.
Player: Kiss
A Confused Frog: Errr... I'd rather not. Don't take it personally.
Player: Magic
A Confused Frog: Magic, pah. Ribbit. I don't need magic. I just want some flies, actually. Ribbit.
Player: Job
A Confused Frog: I used to be Eclesius' assistant! Argh! Then - ribbit - one of his crazy experimental spells backfired and hit me. That's when I lost my job I guess. Ribbit.
Player: Name
Confused Frog: Well... ribbit... my name is Turian. But that doesn't really matter anymore.
Player: Demon
A Confused Frog: That demon is called ribbit. Erm, no, I mean Samael. He is one REALLY annoyed demon overlord, but we get along okay. Not sure if I'd let him out of there though. Ribbit.
Player: Samael
A Confused Frog: Yep, he told me one day that that was his name. In the tone of voice that makes your ears almost explode and singes your hair.
Player: Frog
A Confused Frog: You know... being a frog isn't that bad. Ribbit. I don't want to be a human again. I just wish I could get out of this cage and live by a lovely little pond.
Player: Ribbit
A Confused Frog: Yeah, you said it. Ribbit. Told you, being a frog isn't that bad, see.
Player: Eclesius
A Confused Frog: That old fool! He should be locked up with his weird theories and ideas and forced to study some serious magic! Rrrribbit!
Player: Pond
A Confused Frog: I like the pond north of Thais. It's a really cosy place. Not just for humans, but especially for frogs. Ribbit.
Player: Bye
A Confused Frog: Take care. Ribbit.