Player: Hi / Hello
Dead Bureaucrat: Back again? How can I help you this time?
Player: skeleton
A Dead Bureaucrat: You wouldn't look any better if you worked 200 years without a break!
Player: work
A Dead Bureaucrat: I'm one of the lucky ones that have to work a SMALL eternity for Pumin.*SIGH*
Player: name
A Dead Bureaucrat: Sorry, I seem to have forgotten it
Player: job
A Dead Bureaucrat: I'm a bureaucrat who does not even find the time to eat. Just look how bony I am! *SIGH*
Player: water / food
A Dead Bureaucrat: Don't bother me with that worldly stuff.
Player: alcohol
A Dead Bureaucrat: It is not allowed for us, but if you have some stuff with you ... be my guest.
Player: bye / farewell
A Dead Bureaucrat: Good bye and don't forget me!