Player: hi
Bunny Bonecrusher: Address me properly, Player!
Player: hail general
Bunny Bonecrusher: Salutations, commoner Player!
Player: commoner
Bunny Bonecrusher: I am the general of the queen's army. I don't have time to explain this concept to you.
Player: army / guard
Bunny Bonecrusher: The army protects the defenceless males of our city. Our elite forces are the Green Ferrets.
Player: city
Bunny Bonecrusher: Our city blends in with the nature surrounding it. Our druids take care of that.
Player: druids
Bunny Bonecrusher: They are our main magic support and play a major role in our battle tactics.
Player: tactics
Bunny Bonecrusher: Our tactic is to kiss.
Player: kiss
Bunny Bonecrusher: K.I.S.S.! Keep It Simple, Stupid! Complicated tactics are too easy to be crushed by a twist of fate.
Player: Green Ferrets
Bunny Bonecrusher: Our elite forces are trained by rangers and druids. In the woods they come a close second to elves.
Player: bonecrusher / sister
Bunny Bonecrusher: Our family has been serving the Carlin army since countless generations!
Player: join army
Bunny Bonecrusher: Sorry, we don't recruit foreigners. Maybe you can join if you prove yourself in a mission for the queen.
Player: mission / quest
Bunny Bonecrusher: Yeah. Entrusting a male with an important quest. Get serious!
Player: tactics
Bunny Bonecrusher: Our tactic is to kiss.
Player: queen
Bunny Bonecrusher: HAIL TO QUEEN ELOISE, OUR NOBLE LEADER!
Player: LEADER
Bunny Bonecrusher: Queen Eloise is a fine leader for our fair town, indeed!
Player: thais
Bunny Bonecrusher: It's just a rotten hideout for drunks and men too lazy to do some serious work.
Player: gods
Bunny Bonecrusher: I worship Banor, the first warrior!
Player: ferumbras
Bunny Bonecrusher: Believe it or not, I killed him two times with my own bow, but some unholy forces rise him again and again.
Player: castle
Bunny Bonecrusher: The castle was not built for defence but as a residence for the royal family.
Player: family / blossom / bambi / busty
Bunny Bonecrusher: She is one of my beloved sisters and serves Carlin as a town guard.
Player: excalibug
Bunny Bonecrusher: I'm sure only a woman has the courage and strength to wield this weapon of myth
Player: armor / cornelia
Bunny Bonecrusher: Cornelia forges the armor for our troops.
Player: ass / fuck / idiot / fag / lunatic / stupid / tyrant / shit / fag
Bunny Bonecrusher: Take this!
Player: banor
Bunny Bonecrusher: He is the idol for all fighting women and a reminder of what a man could become if he jumps over his own shadow!
Player: barbara / fenbala
Bunny Bonecrusher: She is one of the Green Ferrets and one of the queen's bodyguards.
Player: bloodblade
Bunny Bonecrusher: Old man. I can't tell what's worse for the shape of Thais' army.
Player: cemetery / crypt / graveyard
Bunny Bonecrusher: Bah! Just men's tales! Who believes in such rubbish? Perhaps we should put some men there overnight and see what happens. Hehehe!
Player: sell
Bunny Bonecrusher: Are you suggesting I am corruptible?
Player: yes
Bunny Bonecrusher: Take this!
Player: sell
Bunny Bonecrusher: Are you suggesting I am corruptible?
Player: random word
Bunny Bonecrusher: You should be careful with your words!
Player: dogs of war
Bunny Bonecrusher: This is a men's club, mainly busy with bragging and drinking alcohol.
Player: rowenna / weapon
Bunny Bonecrusher: Rowenna is responsible for our troops' supply of weapons.
Player: how are you?
Bunny Bonecrusher: We are in constant training and in perfect health.
Player: job
Bunny Bonecrusher: I am the general of the queen's army. I don't have time to explain this concept to you.
Player: knights of noodles
Bunny Bonecrusher: They are rumoured to be skilled fighters. Then again, in the land of the blind...
Player: report / news
Bunny Bonecrusher: Our reports are only for internal use.
Player: legola
Bunny Bonecrusher: She is a distant cousin of me and my sisters.
Player: monster
Bunny Bonecrusher: We cleared the woods around Carlin of most monsters. But lately, more and more show up again.
Player: subject
Bunny Bonecrusher: Our citizens are lucky to live under the wise rule of our beloved queen!
Player: zathroth
Bunny Bonecrusher: Don't mention the dark one in the city of life!
Player:: bye / farewell
Bunny Bonecrusher: LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!