Player: hi
Chuckles: Come in if you are not here to burn me. I am just doing my job.
Player: job
Chuckles: Let's get over with it. Just ask for my offers!
Player: offers / stuff / ware / buy / sell / equipment/ gods
Chuckles: I'm selling spirit, health and mana potions, runes, wands, rods and spellbooks. If you'd like to see my offers, ask me for a trade.
Player: potions
Chuckles: My potions are powerful, but please excuse if they taste a bit odd. My seasoning abilities are somewhat limited.
Player: trade
Chuckles: Of course, just browse through my wares. Or do you want to look only at potions, wands or runes?
Player: lich
Chuckles: Ah, come on, our bad reputation results only from a few black sheep among us liches. Honestly! !
Player: yalahar
Chuckles: The city is impressive. In its current state it even has an aura of undeath.
Player: yalahari
Chuckles: I wonder if they are as powerful as they pretend to be. Who knows, perhaps one day we'll find out.
Player: vampire
Chuckles: One of my best customers happens to be one. Just kidding.
Player: blood crystal
Chuckles: Oooh, you're playing with fire.
Player: cookie
Chuckles: Excuse me?
Player: alchemist quarter
Chuckles: Oh my, something must have gone really wrong.
Player: foreign quarter
Chuckles: I wouldn't worry about them. Sooner or later, they've all killed each other.
Player: arena quarter
Chuckles: I wonder what they're all worried about. There is still a lot of slaughter and roaming beasts and such. The only thing that has changed is the entry fee.
Player: sunken quarter
Chuckles: It must have been affected by a significant case of bad luck.
Player: magician quarter
Chuckles: Oh come on! They're just kids. All they want to do is play.
Player: factory quarter
Chuckles: I just hope these factories will not drive me out of business one day.
Player: trade quarter
Chuckles: Looks like every other Tibian city.
Player: rods
Chuckles: Rods can be wielded by druids only and have a certain level requirement. There are eight different rods, would you like to hear about them?
Player: wand
Chuckles: Wands can be wielded by sorcerers only and have a certain level requirement. There are eight different wands, would you like to hear about them?
Player: rune
Chuckles: I'm selling spirit, health and mana potions, runes, wands, rods and spellbooks. If you'd like to see my offers, ask me for a trade.
Player: magic
Chuckles: Magic is nothing but a tool that comes in different shapes.
Player: deposit / vial
Chuckles: Well, you could ask me for a trade to deposit your flasks, but you can also do it old style. I will pay you 5 gold for every empty vial and potion flask. Ok?
Player: no
Chuckles: Hmm, but please keep Tibia litter free.
Player: fluid
Chuckles: Sorry, we removed the old life and mana fluids from our assortment. However, we offer health, spirit and mana potions in up to four sizes, just ask me for a trade.
Player: undead
Chuckles: I prefer to refer to this state as biologically challenged.
Player: bye
Chuckles: Feel free to return - alive or as an ingredient.