Player: hi
Hairycles: Be greeted, friend of the ape people. Do you want to trade? If you are injured, ask for healing.
Player: name
Hairycles: Me is Hairycles.
Player: trade
Hairycles: Here you have a look.
Player: how are you?
Hairycles: Me fine, me fine.
Player: advice
Hairycles: You stay away from other apes. We not like foreigners. Especially with so little hair.
Player:: spartaky
Hairycles: He great ape was. He fled to jungle, taught other apes of snakemen secrets. Came back with other apes and together we chased snake people away. Made city our home.
Player:: spartaky
Player: job / busy
Hairycles: Me great wizard. Me great doctor of ape people. Me know many plants. Me old and me have seen many things.
Player: wizard / magic
Hairycles: We see many things and learning quick. Merlkin magic learn quick, quick. We just watch and learn. Sometimes we try and learn.
Player: ape people
Hairycles: We be kongra, sibang and merlkin. Strange hairless ape people live in city called Port Hope.
Player: things
Hairycles: Things not good now. Need helper to do mission for me people.
Player: mission
Hairycles: No more missions await you right now, friend. Perhaps you want to check me offers for special friends... or shamanic powers.
Player: kongra
Hairycles: Kongra verry strong. Kongra verry angry verry fast. Take care when kongra comes. Better climb on highest tree.
Player: sibang
Hairycles: Sibang verry fast and funny. Sibang good gather food. Sibang know jungle well.
Player: merlkin
Hairycles: Merlkin we are. Merlkin verry wise, merlkin learn many things quick. Teach other apes things a lot. Making heal and making magic.
Player: jungle
Hairycles: Jungle is dangerous. Jungle also provides us food. Take care when in jungle and safe you be.
Player: heal
Hairycles: You are poisoned. Me will help you.
Player: help
Hairycles: Me not help you can. Other apes would get mad at me.
Player: city
Hairycles: City now our is. Chasing away evil snakemen.
Player: snakemen
Hairycles: Evil snakemen mean to apes and making them work and holding them captive since apes can think. But then Spartaky came.
Player: weapon
Hairycles: We weapons not need much. Take what is around we do. Tools we more need.
Player: Tools
Hairycles: Lot of tools snakemen left when run away. But tools go break. New tools we get where we find. Like taking banana.
Player: tibia
Hairycles: Me know Tibia is all we see.
Player: time
Hairycles: You look to suns or moon and time you know.
Player: port hope
Hairycles: Strange hairless ape people there live. We go and get funny things from strange people.
Player: banana
Hairycles: You want buy this banana for 2 gold?
Player: yes
Hairycles: Here is what you want.
Player: banana
Hairycles: You want buy this banana for 2 gold?
Player: no
Hairycles: As you wish, but no better in whole jungle you will find.
Player: language
Hairycles: Strange hairless ape in loincloth came here. Zantar his name was. Brought many banana. We him liked. He here lived. Taught Hairycles funny language.
Player: do you have / furniture / offer / goods / do you sell
Hairycles: Me offer tasty bananas. Me also sell statues of holy apes of wisdom. Statue of no speaking, statue of no hearing, statue of no seeing.
Player: statue
Hairycles: Me sell statues of holy apes of wisdom. Statue of no speaking, statue of no hearing, statue of no seeing. Ask for trade.
Hairycles: You want buy this holy statue for 65 gold?
Player: yes
Hairycles: Here is what you want.
Player: hearing
Hairycles: You want buy this holy statue for 65 gold?
Player: no
Hairycles: As you wish, but no better in whole jungle you will find.
Player: seeing / speaking / hearing
Hairycles: You want buy this holy statue for 65 gold?
Player: yes
Hairycles: Here is what you want.
Player: addon / outfit
Hairycles: You already are shaman and doctor. Me proud of you.
Player: doctor / shaman
Hairycles: Me can heal.
Player: bye / farewell
Hairycles: Bye, bye.