Player: Hi
Uzgod: Hiho Haishen! Wanna weapon, eh?
Player: Weapon
Uzgod: See my weapons, light an' heavy ones? Ask for trade.
Player: Trade
Uzgod: Fine weapons, eh?
Player: Name
Uzgod: Me is Uzgod Hammerslammer, son of Fire from the Savage Axes.
Player: Job
Uzgod: Me a blacksmith is, an' weapons me sell. You want buy weapons?
Player: Mines
Uzgod: Me smashing rocks as me was little dwarf, jawoll.
Player: Time
Uzgod: Time is 4:31 am now.
Player: Monster
Uzgod: Me make often hunt on big nasties. Me small, but very big muscles me have, jawoll.
Player: Excalibug
Uzgod: You want sell me excalibug for 1,000 platinum coins and an enchanted armor?
Player: Dungeon
Uzgod: We no dungeon need. We prison isle have.
Player: Poem
Uzgod: Can't you see I'm working?
Player: Prison
Uzgod: Bad ones locked up there. Never come out again there, jawoll.
Player: Armor/Shield/Helmet/Legs
Uzgod: Me just sell weapons.
Player: Equipment/Ware/Buy/Sell/Offer
Uzgod: What you need? Me just the weapons sell. Let's trade.
Player: Ammunition/Bolt/Arrow/Distance
Uzgod: I sell arrows for bows and bolts for crossbows. Ask me for a trade if you're interested to see my wares.
Player: Bow
Uzgod: I don't buy used bows. If you want to buy one, just ask me for a trade.
Player: Crossbow
Uzgod: I don't buy used crossbows. If you want to buy one, just ask me for a trade.
Player: Crimson Sword
Uzgod: Me don't sell crimson sword.
Player: Help
Uzgod: You can buy the weapons me maked or sell weapons you have, jawoll.
Player: Pickaxe
Uzgod: True dwarven pickaxes having to be maked by true weaponsmith! Me order book full though.
Player: Thanks
Uzgod: Me enjoy doing that.
Player: Bye/Farewell
Player: Draconian steel
Uzgod: You bringing me draconian steel and obsidian lance in exchange for obsidian knife?
Player: No
Uzgod: Stop make fun of old dwarf.
Player: Draconian Steel
Uzgod: You bringing me draconian steel and obsidian lance in exchange for obsidian knife?
Player: Yes
Uzgod: No obsidian lance, no draconian steel.
Player: Draconian Steel
Uzgod: You bringing me draconian steel and obsidian lance in exchange for obsidian knife?
Player: Yes
Uzgod: Here you have it.
Player: Excalibug
Uzgod: You want sell me excalibug for 1,000 platinum coins and an enchanted armor?
Player: Yes
Uzgod: Stop make fun of old dwarf, you not having it!
Player: Excalibug
Uzgod: You want sell me excalibug for 1,000 platinum coins and an enchanted armor?
Player: No
Uzgod: Me wouldn't sell it, too.