Player: hi Bolfona: Are you talking to me? Well, go on chatting but don’t expect an answer. Player: beer / chocolate cake Bolfona: Did you hear something about old Borre? Haven’t seen him for a while. Player: beregar / rehal Bolfona: These 20 hour shifts kill me. Player: buy / shop Bolfona: If you pay for it, no problem. Player: chatting / tavern Bolfona: I am not sure if I’d like to trade with you. Player: druid / sell Bolfona: I told you 1000 times, it’s because of the mushrooms. They grow faster and so the flavour of the mushroom beer is better! Player: dwarf / emperor Bolfona: Guys, I have a good one. Do you know the term for a foolish, tall being that roams through Beregar? ….It’s a HUMAN! Hahahaha! Player: food / meat Bolfona: Have you heard the rumours about that other dwarven city? Player: Grombur Bolfona: I’ll give a good thrashing to the next lucky dwarf who spills beer on my counter. Understand?! Player: ham / paladin Bolfona: Bad?!? It was your 13th beer today!!! Player: job Bolfona: I’m standing behind the counter in a tavern. What do you think I’m doing? Player: kazordoon / quest Bolfona: Hey Drog, have you been in the mines when that rotworm attack took place? Player: knight / sorcerer Bolfona: You still owe me 2000 gold from our last game. Player: male / female Bolfona: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!? Player: man / woman Bolfona: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!? Player: mine / offer Bolfona: Drog, your next beer is on its way! Player: name Bolfona: Who are you that you are interested in a dwarf woman?!? Pick someone of your own kind. Player: trade Bolfona: Oh well, you don’t seem to be THAT bad. What do you want? Player: bye Bolfona: Good news!