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    Player: hi
    Bolfona: Are you talking to me? Well, go on chatting but don’t expect an answer.
    Player: beer / chocolate cake
    Bolfona: Did you hear something about old Borre? Haven’t seen him for a while.
    Player: beregar / rehal
    Bolfona: These 20 hour shifts kill me.
    Player: buy / shop
    Bolfona: If you pay for it, no problem.
    Player: chatting / tavern
    Bolfona: I am not sure if I’d like to trade with you.
    Player: druid / sell
    Bolfona: I told you 1000 times, it’s because of the mushrooms. They grow faster and so the flavour of the mushroom beer is better!
    Player: dwarf / emperor
    Bolfona: Guys, I have a good one. Do you know the term for a foolish, tall being that roams through Beregar? ….It’s a HUMAN! Hahahaha!
    Player: food / meat
    Bolfona: Have you heard the rumours about that other dwarven city?
    Player: Grombur
    Bolfona: I’ll give a good thrashing to the next lucky dwarf who spills beer on my counter. Understand?!
    Player: ham / paladin
    Bolfona: Bad?!? It was your 13th beer today!!!
    Player: job
    Bolfona: I’m standing behind the counter in a tavern. What do you think I’m doing?
    Player: kazordoon / quest
    Bolfona: Hey Drog, have you been in the mines when that rotworm attack took place?
    Player: knight / sorcerer
    Bolfona: You still owe me 2000 gold from our last game.
    Player: male / female
    Bolfona: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?
    Player: man / woman
    Bolfona: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?
    Player: mine / offer
    Bolfona: Drog, your next beer is on its way!
    Player: name
    Bolfona: Who are you that you are interested in a dwarf woman?!? Pick someone of your own kind.
    Player: trade
    Bolfona: Oh well, you don’t seem to be THAT bad. What do you want?
    Player: bye
    Bolfona: Good news!

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