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Bozo

Transcript of Bozo

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Bozo

Transcript of Bozo

Player: Hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Haishen! What brings you here?
Player: Job
Bozo: I'm the royal jes ... uhm ... the royal tax-collector! Do you want to pay your taxes?
Player: Here
Bozo: A fitting place for a jester. I guess there are worse jobs around.
Player: Jester
Bozo: Wow, your stupidity would be pride and joy for every fool. You've already applied as a member. Let's rather talk about your current mission.
Player: Name
Bozo: My name is Bozo. But it's more than a name, it's a lifestyle for me!
Player: Durin
Bozo: Isn't he the author of the book 'Fun with Demons'?
Player: King
Bozo: Nah, no jests about His Royal Highness.
Player: Eclesius
Bozo: Mwehehehe I like that guys humour. Although his gags and puns are most likely not intended. I wonder how he's doing, haven't seen him for a while.
Player: Orc
Bozo: Why do orcs have green skin? ... They ate at Frodo's!
Player: Mino
Bozo: What do all little minotaurs want to become when they are grown-ups? ... Cowboys, of course!
Player: Dragon
Bozo: Why do dragons breathe fire? ... They ate too many sorcerers in chilli sauce!
Player: Sorcerer
Bozo: I wanted to become a sorcerer, too, but I was overqualified!
Player: Druid
Bozo: I wonder if they love my water squirt flowers as much as all other plants.
Player: Knight
Bozo: Did you notice that old knights have their scars only on their backs?
Player: Paladin
Bozo: They are the king's favourites, because they know how to 'bow'.
Player: Tibia
Bozo: I rarely leave the castle. It's really stressful to be as popular as me.
Player: Excalibug
Bozo: I'm not foolish enough to believe in the existence of this weapon.
Player: Bozo
Bozo: That's me: Bozo, the jester!
Player: Gorn
Bozo: He sells spell scrolls each day at midnight, but you have to address him that very second.
Player: Joke
Bozo: I know some 'monstrous' jokes!
Player: Muriel
Bozo: Better don't mess with sorcerers!
Player: Noodles
Bozo: Hey, the little one is almost as funny as me!
Player: Sam
Bozo: Did you know that he sells a 'power axe of doom' now? Run and buy it, he only has got three in store.
Player: Magic/Spells
Bozo: I actually do know some spells! Do you want to learn how to 'reduce your load' for 200 gold?
Player: Yes
Bozo: Here you are, I've already reduced your load.
Player: God
Bozo: I better make no jokes about THIS matter.
Player: Demon
Bozo: Why are the experienced heroes quicker than others? ... The demons love fast food!
Player: Bonelord
Bozo: Why are bonelords so ugly? ... Because their mom and dad were bonelords, too!
Player: Guild
Bozo: Ever since the first guild was created, there is a great demand of jesters and fools to join them.
Player: Magic/Spells
Bozo: I actually do know some spells! Do you want to learn how to 'reduce your load' for 200 gold?
Player: No
Bozo: You don't know what offer you are missing!
Player: Benjamin
Bozo: He would make a fine jester, too.
Player: Kiss
Bozo: Uh, go away!
Player: Castle
Bozo: This castle is my home. A fitting place for a jester and all other fools. Feel welcome.
Player: Cousin
Bozo: He died some years ago.
Player: Cyclops
Bozo: How many eyes does a cyclops have? ... One for each IQ point they have!
Player: Rat
Bozo: Why does the rat have a wooden leg? ... Because it is a former pirate!
Player: Sell
Bozo: Sell? Hmm, I know a little about magic and by chance I can sell you a truly unusual weapon.
Player: Weapon
Bozo: Do you want to buy a 'mace of fury' for 250 gold?
Player: Yes
Bozo: And here it is, suits you well!
Player: Weapon
Bozo: Do you want to buy a 'mace of fury' for 250 gold?
Player: No
Bozo: You don't know what offer you are missing!
Player: Elane
Bozo: She's pretty but too serious for my taste.
Player: First Dragon
Bozo: I heard he moved to a dungeon.
Player: Flaming pit
Bozo: Ah, don't ask me! Usually mages and mystics know more about such stuff.
Player: Fool
Bozo: Wow, your stupidity would be pride and joy for every fool. You've already applied as a member. Let's rather talk about your current mission.
Player: Ghost
Bozo: Why do ghosts flee if wounded? ... They are so spineless!
Player: Ghoul
Bozo: Where do ghouls buy their robes? ... In a boooohtique!
Player: Spider
Bozo: Why did the spider cross the road? ... Because it ... oh you already know this one!?
Player: Gregor
Bozo: A man of steel with a stomach of wax. Never offer him a beer!
Player: Lynda
Bozo: Most men in town are mad about her but she is some kind of an iron maiden, you know?
Player: Help
Bozo: I'm a jester, not a doctor!
Player: Troll
Bozo: Why do trolls live underground? ... Because there are so many pks on the surface!
Player: How are you?
Bozo: Thank you, I'm fine, the gods are with me.
Player: Hugo
Bozo: I had a cousin named like that.
Player: Time
Bozo: Since you met me it is happy hour for you.
Player: Jester outfit
Bozo: I'm sure it suits you well.
Player: Lady
Bozo: Well, women don't behave necessarily in a ladylike way just because they dress like one!
Player: Marvik
Bozo: Humourless old guy! Once, he turned me into a frog for painting his distasteful cave in pink.
Player: Monster
Bozo: I know a lot of monster jokes. Just tell me a monster's name, come on.
Player: Necromancer
Bozo: Don't feed the necromancers.
Player: Necromant nectar
Bozo: Pheeew! That sounds disgusting! Are you a cook at Frodo's?
Player: News
Bozo: I know the newest jokes in Tibia.
Player: Oswald
Bozo: If you believe half the rumours he's spreading, you will get in a lot of trouble.
Player: Poodle/Dog
Bozo: Are we talking about Noodles?
Player: Quentin
Bozo: He's my baby brother. If you tell him I sent you, he will grant you an extra spell or two.
Player: Vial
Bozo: Since you were foolish enough to lose the vial, you are probably foolish enough to buy another one for 1000 gold?
Player: No
Bozo: What a shame.
Player: Vial
Bozo: Since you were foolish enough to lose the vial, you are probably foolish enough to buy another one for 1000 gold?
Player: yes
Bozo: Here you are. Feel free to lose it again.
Player: Stephan
Bozo: He is kind of a father figure to me. Of course he denies all kinship to me.
Player: Steve
Bozo: He's a smart one. I heard he hid in a foreign country when the first bugs showed up.
Player: wallcarving
Bozo: Oh, I saw some demon carvings in the dungeons as I hid there after a little joke on old Stutch.
Player: demoncarving
Bozo: Yes, they showed demons, seven actually, dancing around a sword! In something like a flaming pit.
Player: Bye/Farewell
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!

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