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    Player: Hi
    Bozo: Hi there, how’s it hanging, Haishen! What brings you here?
    Player: Job
    Bozo: I’m the royal jes … uhm … the royal tax-collector! Do you want to pay your taxes?
    Player: Here
    Bozo: A fitting place for a jester. I guess there are worse jobs around.
    Player: Jester
    Bozo: Wow, your stupidity would be pride and joy for every fool. You’ve already applied as a member. Let’s rather talk about your current mission.
    Player: Name
    Bozo: My name is Bozo. But it’s more than a name, it’s a lifestyle for me!
    Player: Durin
    Bozo: Isn’t he the author of the book ‘Fun with Demons’?
    Player: King
    Bozo: Nah, no jests about His Royal Highness.
    Player: Eclesius
    Bozo: Mwehehehe I like that guys humour. Although his gags and puns are most likely not intended. I wonder how he’s doing, haven’t seen him for a while.
    Player: Orc
    Bozo: Why do orcs have green skin? … They ate at Frodo’s!
    Player: Minotaur
    Bozo: What do all little minotaurs want to become when they are grown-ups? … Cowboys, of course!
    Player: Dragon
    Bozo: Why do dragons breathe fire? … They ate too many sorcerers in chilli sauce!
    Player: Sorcerer
    Bozo: I wanted to become a sorcerer, too, but I was overqualified!
    Player: Druid
    Bozo: I wonder if they love my water squirt flowers as much as all other plants.
    Player: Knight
    Bozo: Did you notice that old knights have their scars only on their backs?
    Player: Paladin
    Bozo: They are the king’s favourites, because they know how to ‘bow’.
    Player: Tibia
    Bozo: I rarely leave the castle. It’s really stressful to be as popular as me.
    Player: Excalibug
    Bozo: I’m not foolish enough to believe in the existence of this weapon.
    Player: Bozo
    Bozo: That’s me: Bozo, the jester!
    Player: Gorn
    Bozo: He sells spell scrolls each day at midnight, but you have to address him that very second.
    Player: Joke
    Bozo: I know some ‘monstrous’ jokes!
    Player: Muriel
    Bozo: Better don’t mess with sorcerers!
    Player: Noodles
    Bozo: Hey, the little one is almost as funny as me!
    Player: Sam
    Bozo: Did you know that he sells a ‘power axe of doom’ now? Run and buy it, he only has got three in store.
    Player: Magic/Spells
    Bozo: I actually do know some spells! Do you want to learn how to ‘reduce your load’ for 200 gold?
    Player: Yes
    Bozo: Here you are, I’ve already reduced your load.
    Player: God
    Bozo: I better make no jokes about THIS matter.
    Player: Demon
    Bozo: Why are the experienced heroes quicker than others? … The demons love fast food!
    Player: Bonelord
    Bozo: Why are bonelords so ugly? … Because their mom and dad were bonelords, too!
    Player: Guild
    Bozo: Ever since the first guild was created, there is a great demand of jesters and fools to join them.
    Player: Magic/Spells
    Bozo: I actually do know some spells! Do you want to learn how to ‘reduce your load’ for 200 gold?
    Player: No
    Bozo: You don’t know what offer you are missing!
    Player: Benjamin
    Bozo: He would make a fine jester, too.
    Player: Kiss
    Bozo: Uh, go away!
    Player: Castle
    Bozo: This castle is my home. A fitting place for a jester and all other fools. Feel welcome.
    Player: Cousin
    Bozo: He died some years ago.
    Player: Cyclops
    Bozo: How many eyes does a cyclops have? … One for each IQ point they have!
    Player: Rat
    Bozo: Why does the rat have a wooden leg? … Because it is a former pirate!
    Player: Sell
    Bozo: Sell? Hmm, I know a little about magic and by chance I can sell you a truly unusual weapon.
    Player: Weapon
    Bozo: Do you want to buy a ‘mace of fury’ for 250 gold?
    Player: Yes
    Bozo: And here it is, suits you well!
    Player: Weapon
    Bozo: Do you want to buy a ‘mace of fury’ for 250 gold?
    Player: No
    Bozo: You don’t know what offer you are missing!
    Player: Elane
    Bozo: She’s pretty but too serious for my taste.
    Player: First Dragon
    Bozo: I heard he moved to a dungeon.
    Player: Flaming pit
    Bozo: Ah, don’t ask me! Usually mages and mystics know more about such stuff.
    Player: Fool
    Bozo: Wow, your stupidity would be pride and joy for every fool. You’ve already applied as a member. Let’s rather talk about your current mission.
    Player: Ghost
    Bozo: Why do ghosts flee if wounded? … They are so spineless!
    Player: Ghoul
    Bozo: Where do ghouls buy their robes? … In a boooohtique!
    Player: Spider
    Bozo: Why did the spider cross the road? … Because it … oh you already know this one!?
    Player: Gregor
    Bozo: A man of steel with a stomach of wax. Never offer him a beer!
    Player: Lynda
    Bozo: Most men in town are mad about her but she is some kind of an iron maiden, you know?
    Player: Help
    Bozo: I’m a jester, not a doctor!
    Player: Troll
    Bozo: Why do trolls live underground? … Because there are so many pks on the surface!
    Player: How are you?
    Bozo: Thank you, I’m fine, the gods are with me.
    Player: Hugo
    Bozo: I had a cousin named like that.
    Player: Time
    Bozo: Since you met me it is happy hour for you.
    Player: Jester outfit
    Bozo: I’m sure it suits you well.
    Player: Lady
    Bozo: Well, women don’t behave necessarily in a ladylike way just because they dress like one!
    Player: Marvik
    Bozo: Humourless old guy! Once, he turned me into a frog for painting his distasteful cave in pink.
    Player: Monster
    Bozo: I know a lot of monster jokes. Just tell me a monster’s name, come on.
    Player: Necromancer
    Bozo: Don’t feed the necromancers.
    Player: Necromant nectar
    Bozo: Pheeew! That sounds disgusting! Are you a cook at Frodo’s?
    Player: News
    Bozo: I know the newest jokes in Tibia.
    Player: Oswald
    Bozo: If you believe half the rumours he’s spreading, you will get in a lot of trouble.
    Player: Poodle/Dog
    Bozo: Are we talking about Noodles?
    Player: Quentin
    Bozo: He’s my baby brother. If you tell him I sent you, he will grant you an extra spell or two.
    Player: Vial
    Bozo: Since you were foolish enough to lose the vial, you are probably foolish enough to buy another one for 1000 gold?
    Player: No
    Bozo: What a shame.
    Player: Vial
    Bozo: Since you were foolish enough to lose the vial, you are probably foolish enough to buy another one for 1000 gold?
    Player: yes
    Bozo: Here you are. Feel free to lose it again.
    Player: Stephan
    Bozo: He is kind of a father figure to me. Of course he denies all kinship to me.
    Player: Steve
    Bozo: He’s a smart one. I heard he hid in a foreign country when the first bugs showed up.
    Player: Bye/Farewell
    Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!

     

     

    • This topic was modified 3 months ago by Mogh.
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