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    Player: hi
    Bunny Bonecrusher: Address me properly, Player!
    Player: hail general
    Bunny Bonecrusher: Salutations, commoner Player!
    Player: commoner
    Bunny Bonecrusher: I am the general of the queen’s army. I don’t have time to explain this concept to you.
    Player: army / guard
    Bunny Bonecrusher: The army protects the defenceless males of our city. Our elite forces are the Green Ferrets.
    Player: city
    Bunny Bonecrusher: Our city blends in with the nature surrounding it. Our druids take care of that.
    Player: druids
    Bunny Bonecrusher: They are our main magic support and play a major role in our battle tactics.
    Player: tactics
    Bunny Bonecrusher: Our tactic is to kiss.
    Player: kiss
    Bunny Bonecrusher: K.I.S.S.! Keep It Simple, Stupid! Complicated tactics are too easy to be crushed by a twist of fate.
    Player: Green Ferrets
    Bunny Bonecrusher: Our elite forces are trained by rangers and druids. In the woods they come a close second to elves.
    Player: bonecrusher / sister
    Bunny Bonecrusher: Our family has been serving the Carlin army since countless generations!
    Player: join army
    Bunny Bonecrusher: Sorry, we don’t recruit foreigners. Maybe you can join if you prove yourself in a mission for the queen.
    Player: mission / quest
    Bunny Bonecrusher: Yeah. Entrusting a male with an important quest. Get serious!
    Player: tactics
    Bunny Bonecrusher: Our tactic is to kiss.
    Player: queen
    Bunny Bonecrusher: HAIL TO QUEEN ELOISE, OUR NOBLE LEADER!
    Player: LEADER
    Bunny Bonecrusher: Queen Eloise is a fine leader for our fair town, indeed!
    Player: thais
    Bunny Bonecrusher: It’s just a rotten hideout for drunks and men too lazy to do some serious work.
    Player: gods
    Bunny Bonecrusher: I worship Banor, the first warrior!
    Player: ferumbras
    Bunny Bonecrusher: Believe it or not, I killed him two times with my own bow, but some unholy forces rise him again and again.
    Player: castle
    Bunny Bonecrusher: The castle was not built for defence but as a residence for the royal family.
    Player: family / blossom / bambi / busty
    Bunny Bonecrusher: She is one of my beloved sisters and serves Carlin as a town guard.
    Player: excalibug
    Bunny Bonecrusher: I’m sure only a woman has the courage and strength to wield this weapon of myth
    Player: armor / cornelia
    Bunny Bonecrusher: Cornelia forges the armor for our troops.
    Player: ass / fuck / idiot / fag / lunatic / stupid / tyrant / shit / fag
    Bunny Bonecrusher: Take this!
    Player: banor
    Bunny Bonecrusher: He is the idol for all fighting women and a reminder of what a man could become if he jumps over his own shadow!
    Player: barbara / fenbala
    Bunny Bonecrusher: She is one of the Green Ferrets and one of the queen’s bodyguards.
    Player: bloodblade
    Bunny Bonecrusher: Old man. I can’t tell what’s worse for the shape of Thais’ army.
    Player: cemetery / crypt / graveyard
    Bunny Bonecrusher: Bah! Just men’s tales! Who believes in such rubbish? Perhaps we should put some men there overnight and see what happens. Hehehe!
    Player: sell
    Bunny Bonecrusher: Are you suggesting I am corruptible?
    Player: yes
    Bunny Bonecrusher: Take this!
    Player: sell
    Bunny Bonecrusher: Are you suggesting I am corruptible?
    Player: random word
    Bunny Bonecrusher: You should be careful with your words!
    Player: dogs of war
    Bunny Bonecrusher: This is a men’s club, mainly busy with bragging and drinking alcohol.
    Player: rowenna / weapon
    Bunny Bonecrusher: Rowenna is responsible for our troops’ supply of weapons.
    Player: how are you?
    Bunny Bonecrusher: We are in constant training and in perfect health.
    Player: job
    Bunny Bonecrusher: I am the general of the queen’s army. I don’t have time to explain this concept to you.
    Player: knights of noodles
    Bunny Bonecrusher: They are rumoured to be skilled fighters. Then again, in the land of the blind…
    Player: report / news
    Bunny Bonecrusher: Our reports are only for internal use.
    Player: legola
    Bunny Bonecrusher: She is a distant cousin of me and my sisters.
    Player: monster
    Bunny Bonecrusher: We cleared the woods around Carlin of most monsters. But lately, more and more show up again.
    Player: subject
    Bunny Bonecrusher: Our citizens are lucky to live under the wise rule of our beloved queen!
    Player: zathroth
    Bunny Bonecrusher: Don’t mention the dark one in the city of life!
    Player:: bye / farewell
    Bunny Bonecrusher: LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!

     

     

     

     

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