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    Player: hi
    Captain Cookie: Greetings, daring adventurer. If you need a passage, let me know.
    Player: job
    Captain Cookie: Until I finally discover the cockaigne, I’ll work as a captain of this ship for the explorer’s society.
    Player: passage
    Captain Cookie: I can bring you to our base in Liberty Bay for 400 gold. Is that what you want?
    Player: no
    Captain Cookie: Maybe another time.
    Player: vampire
    Captain Cookie: Well, if I was a vampire I guess I’d want all the blood I could get too. So I can’t really blame them. Guess they have found their land of blood and honey already.
    Player: honey
    Captain Cookie: There is little in the world that cannot be improved with honey! I even use honey to style my hair!
    Player: yalahar
    Captain Cookie: I travelled here, hoping to find the cockaigne. Imagine my disappointment when I discovered I was wrong.
    Player: yalahari
    Captain Cookie: I wonder what kind of sweets they might prefer.
    Player: sweets
    Captain Cookie: Sweets are the greatest creation of the gods ever!
    Player: explorer’s society
    Captain Cookie: Isn’t it obvious? They are explorers! If someone else but me should ever discover the cockaigne, it will be them! So I’m staying with them!
    Player: ab’dendriel
    Captain Cookie: Hmm, cookies with sweetened bug milk are so delicious.
    Player: venore
    Captain Cookie: Venore’s sweets are exclusive and incredibly expensive. Once, I spent my whole wage on a night full of cookies and candies.
    Player: carlin
    Captain Cookie: They have a decent assortment of sweets there.
    Player: thais
    Captain Cookie: Thais is rather dull and uninteresting when it comes to sweets.
    Player: kazordoon
    Captain Cookie: Dwarfish sweets taste oddly. And most sorts contain alcohol.
    Player: ankrahmun
    Captain Cookie: A horrible place. You have no idea how fast chocolate is melting there!
    Player: darashia
    Captain Cookie: The heat there lets chocolate melt quickly, but their candies made of sand wasp honey are something I could die for!
    Player: chocolate
    Captain Cookie: I just love chocolate! And honeyed chocolate I like the most!
    Player: blood crystal
    Captain Cookie: That doesn’t sound really tasty.
    Player: darama
    Captain Cookie: Darama is a strange continent. I traveled there a long time ago in search of the cockaigne.
    Player: cockaigne
    Captain Cookie: When I heard the story about the cockaigne as a kid, I just knew it must be the truth. A land of milk and honey must exist, and one day I’ll find it!
    Player: farmine
    Captain Cookie: The dwarves and their odd cave systems …
    Player: zao
    Captain Cookie: Zao is a continent south-east of Yalahar. Many lizards live there … Creepy, I tell you!
    Player: krailos
    Captain Cookie: Krailos is a faraway grassland, inhabited by savage ogres.
    Player: issavi
    Captain Cookie: A really big city on the continent Kilmaresh. Its architecture is almost as impressive as Yalahar’s. The creatures there, even more so.
    Player: food
    Captain Cookie: I can’t help it, I love sweets of any kind!
    Player: oramond
    Captain Cookie: Well, this is a strange region of Tibia. All that green slime there … That’s not to my taste.
    Player: palimuth
    Captain Cookie: I don’t know much about him. He welcomed me to the city and was quite polite.
    Player: roshamuul
    Captain Cookie: That’s an island east of Darashia. Full of old ruins and unholy, demonic creatures. Brrr.
    Player: ship
    Captain Cookie: I always dreamt about a ship made of sweets. But honestly I think I could not resist to taste it and would probably shipwreck it.
    Player: sugar
    Captain Cookie: Yummy, the mother of all sweets!
    Player: svargrond
    Captain Cookie: Go away. Everything there tastes salty or oily. They use all their honey to produce mead. What a waste!
    Player: ocean
    Captain Cookie: I sometimes wonder why the gods did not make the ocean taste like lemonade. I guess if they did, it would have been drunken dry already.
    Player: kick
    Captain Cookie: Get off my raft!
    Player: bye / farewell
    Captain Cookie: Good bye.

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