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    Player: hi
    Chuckles: Come in if you are not here to burn me. I am just doing my job. <chuckles>
    Player: job
    Chuckles: Let’s get over with it. Just ask for my offers!
    Player: offers / stuff / ware / buy / sell / equipment/ gods
    Chuckles: I’m selling spirit, health and mana potions, runes, wands, rods and spellbooks. If you’d like to see my offers, ask me for a trade.
    Player: potions
    Chuckles: My potions are powerful, but please excuse if they taste a bit odd. My seasoning abilities are somewhat limited. <chuckles>
    Player: trade
    Chuckles: Of course, just browse through my wares. Or do you want to look only at potions, wands or runes?
    Player: lich
    Chuckles: Ah, come on, our bad reputation results only from a few black sheep among us liches. Honestly! <chuckles>!
    Player: yalahar
    Chuckles: The city is impressive. In its current state it even has an aura of undeath. <chuckles>
    Player: yalahari
    Chuckles: I wonder if they are as powerful as they pretend to be. Who knows, perhaps one day we’ll find out. <chuckles>
    Player: vampire
    Chuckles: One of my best customers happens to be one. Just kidding. <chuckles>
    Player: blood crystal
    Chuckles: Oooh, you’re playing with fire. <chuckles>
    Player: cookie
    Chuckles: Excuse me? <chuckles>
    Player: alchemist quarter
    Chuckles: Oh my, something must have gone really wrong. <chuckles>
    Player: foreign quarter
    Chuckles: I wouldn’t worry about them. Sooner or later, they’ve all killed each other.
    Player: arena quarter
    Chuckles: I wonder what they’re all worried about. There is still a lot of slaughter and roaming beasts and such. The only thing that has changed is the entry fee. <chuckles>
    Player: sunken quarter
    Chuckles: It must have been affected by a significant case of bad luck. <chuckles>
    Player: magician quarter
    Chuckles: <chuckles> Oh come on! They’re just kids. All they want to do is play. <chuckles>
    Player: factory quarter
    Chuckles: I just hope these factories will not drive me out of business one day. <chuckles>
    Player: trade quarter
    Chuckles: Looks like every other Tibian city. <chuckles>
    Player: rods
    Chuckles: Rods can be wielded by druids only and have a certain level requirement. There are eight different rods, would you like to hear about them?
    Player: wand
    Chuckles: Wands can be wielded by sorcerers only and have a certain level requirement. There are eight different wands, would you like to hear about them?
    Player: rune
    Chuckles: I’m selling spirit, health and mana potions, runes, wands, rods and spellbooks. If you’d like to see my offers, ask me for a trade.
    Player: magic
    Chuckles: Magic is nothing but a tool that comes in different shapes. <chuckles>
    Player: deposit / vial
    Chuckles: Well, you could ask me for a trade to deposit your flasks, but you can also do it old style. I will pay you 5 gold for every empty vial and potion flask. Ok?
    Player: no
    Chuckles: Hmm, but please keep Tibia litter free.
    Player: fluid
    Chuckles: Sorry, we removed the old life and mana fluids from our assortment. However, we offer health, spirit and mana potions in up to four sizes, just ask me for a trade.
    Player: undead
    Chuckles: I prefer to refer to this state as biologically challenged.
    Player: bye
    Chuckles: Feel free to return – alive or as an ingredient. <chuckles>

     

     

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