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    Player: hi
    Drog: <Gulp>… Hellooo<burp>oo!
    Player: beer / chocolate cake
    Drog: I heard that he’s been missing for a week now. For sure that half-blind mole fell into the lava!
    Player: beregar / rehal
    Drog: These 20 beers each evening kill ME. Muahahahaha!
    Player: buy / shop
    Drog: Bol……I’d love to lay down under a cask of beer and you open it. You think that’s possible?
    Player: druid / sell
    Drog: One question Bol: Why don’t you have an urinal in your tavern?
    Player: dwarf / emperor
    Drog: Muahahahaha!!!
    Player: food / meat
    Drog: NO WAY! You’re kiddin’ me?!?!
    Player: Grombur
    Drog: Calm down Bol!
    Player: ham / paladin
    Drog: Hey Bol, that last beer you gave me yesterday must have been bad. It took me 2 hours to get to my place!
    Player: job
    Drog: <giggles>
    Player: kazordoon / quest
    Drog: Naa, it was in the northern mine. I’m on duty in the western mine this month.
    Player: knight / sorcerer
    Drog: Wanna play dice Bol?
    Player: male / female
    Drog: Ohoh, I gotta go now. Just remembered that I have a rotworm in my oven.
    Player: mine / offer
    Drog: About time, Bol honey!
    Player: name
    Drog: <Gulp gulp>….Ahhhh.

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