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  • Keymaster
    Member since: August 11, 2020

    NPC: Hoaxette

    Note: We can meet this NPC only during the month of April.

    Player: hi / hello
    Hoaxette: Hiddeliho my friend Mogh!
    Player: buy / sell / stuff / offer / equipment / goods / ware
    Hoaxette: I sell special spellwands, pillows and presents that have … funny effects. Where would be the fun if I told everything you about it? Ask me for a trade!
    Player: explo
    Hoaxette: Hahaha! Did you like it?? I hope you weren’t the victim and bear me a grudge. If you need something to play a prank on somebody, just let me know. I’m in town for the whole month.
    Player: fart
    Hoaxette: Oh, you own one of my super soft pillows, right? Or do you have flatulence? <giggles>
    Player: flatulence
    Hoaxette: I’m so sorry for you. Hahaha! You could buy a super soft pillow to take revenge on the people who make jokes about you!
    Player: friend / job
    Hoaxette: I’m here to enrich your life and to sell little trinkets of fun and joy. Just ask about my goods if you like to learn more.
    Player: frog
    Hoaxette: Oh, the spellwand turned YOU into a frog?? I’m really sorry….NOT!! Hahahaha! Sorry…<coughs>…..muahahaha!
    Player: fun
    Hoaxette: If it were up to me, the whole year would be prank time!
    Player: joke
    Hoaxette: I’m not specialised in telling jokes – I’m offering ITEMS that make people laugh. I can tell you something about my offers if you are interested.
    Player: king
    Hoaxette: I’d love to play a prank on the king if he showed up here. <giggles>
    Player: mad sheep
    Hoaxette: Really? That must have been a side effect that was not intended… a funny one though. <giggles>
    Player: name
    Hoaxette: I’m the lovely, inimitable, and hilarious Hoaxette. I’ll stay here for the whole month before I leave this country again.
    Player: news
    Hoaxette: Best news is that I’m in town for the whole month!
    Player: pillow
    Hoaxette: I love this one. Just let someone step on it and…well…you’ll see <giggles>. Ask me for a trade if you want to buy one!
    Player: prank
    Hoaxette: A prank in the morning and the day won’t be boring <giggles>. I offer funny items for this purpose. Let me know if you are interested in my offers.
    Player: present
    Hoaxette: Don’t open it by yourself! You won’t be able to return it <giggles>. Ask me for a trade if you want to buy one!
    Player: spellwand
    Hoaxette: It casts minor magic spells on your target. Just try it and you’ll see… <giggles> Ask me for a trade if you want to buy one!
    Player: trade
    Hoaxette: Have fun with all my … funny stuff.
    Player: bye
    Hoaxette: See you, Mogh! Have fun playing pranks on your friends!

    Special Dialogue 1:

    Player: jester / doll
    Hoaxette: Oh! <giggles> Have you found all six parts of a jester doll and would like me to assemble them?
    Player: yes
    Hoaxette: Are you trying to make a fool out of me? You don’t have all six body parts!

    Special Dialogue 2:

    Player: jester / doll
    Hoaxette: Oh! <giggles> Have you found all six parts of a jester doll and would like me to assemble them?
    Player: no
    Hoaxette: Well, admittedly, owning parts of a doll can be just as fun. Hehe!

    • This topic was modified 1 week, 1 day ago by Mogh.
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