NPC: Humnog, The Guard

Player: hail emperor / hello emperor / salutations emperor
Humnog, The Guard: HAIL TO THE EMPEROR!
Player: fuck / ass / idiot / stupid / fag / tyrant / lunatic / shit
Humnog, The Guard: How dare you!
Player: bye
Humnog, The Guard: LONG LIVE THE EMPEROR!

Alternative Greeting:

Player: hi
Humnog, The Guard: MIND YOUR MANNERS, FOREIGNER! To address the emperor greet with his title!