Player: hi / hello Karl: Pshhhht! Not that loud … but welcome. Player: army / women Karl: Their army is the tool of opression. Hunting down every alcohol smuggler they can get. Player: beer Karl: Psst. Let’s trade. Player: hard stuff Karl: Todd took all the money we could gather to buy us the best stuff on the whole continent. Player: headquarters Karl: Well it’s more a hidden tavern, so to say. Player: hugo Karl: I think Todd mentioned a Hugo once. Player: job / saloon / welcome Karl: I am the responsible for our … uhm … resistance. Player: karl Karl: Who told you that??? Player: king / thais Karl: I’m sure if the king learns about our tragedy, he will support us with alcohol. Player: laws / needs / opression / alcohol Karl: Those crazy women forbid us alcohol in the city! Imagine that! Player: name Karl: I won’t tell you my name. Player: news / rumors Karl: Some travelers from Edron told about a great treasure guarded by cruel demons in the dungeons there. Player: queen / eloise Karl: Well, shes not that bad … but some of her laws are. Player: resistance Karl: We fight the opression of the males and male needs by the women. This is our secret headquarters. Player: smuggler Karl: We collected money and hired one of the best smuggler in the whole land. His name is Todd. Player: special Karl: Carlin is known for its evergreen plants which the local druids have grown. Player: stuff / offer / ware / drink / goods / buy / sell / equipment Karl: I can offer you beer for a trade. For wine and really hard stuff we have to wait for Todd. Player: tavern Karl: Our offers are limited but here a man can buy what a man needs. Player: Tim Karl: Ah, Tim was such a ladies’ man in his youth. He has broken many hearts and the women fainted on account of his kisses. Today they faint on account of his breath. Player: Todd Karl: A true fighter for malehood. He will bring us all the hard stuff from Thais and even contact the king there to support us. Player: trade Karl: Here, but psssst! Player: bye / farewell Karl: Please come back, but don’t tell others.