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    Member since: August 11, 2020

    Player: hi / hello
    Marina: Oh, hello Player. A visitor, how nice!
    Player: visitor
    Marina: I am a creature of stunning beauty and intellect. I really hate people who think I am dumb just because I am beautiful. I even have read at least two books!
    Player: job
    Marina: Me? A job?? I am pretty!!
    Player: beautiful
    Marina: Well, pretty does not describe my incredible beauty even remotely.
    Player: beauty
    Marina: My beauty is an obligation to grace the world and people with my presence of course.
    Player: calassa
    Marina: You don’t know Calassa? You don’t know what you’re missing.
    Player: comb
    Marina: Sorry, I don’t have a spare comb. I lost my favourite one when diving around in Calassa.
    Player: djinn
    Marina: <giggles> Oh my, you know what they say about djinns and the size of their sabres? Everything of it is true!
    Player: date
    Marina: Now that I am dating a true djinn the other mermaids will turn green in envy.
    Player: honeycomb
    Marina: Yummy. Honey is sweet, just like me. Sometimes wasps or bears carry stolen honeycombs with them. Unfortunately both of them are so aggressive.
    Player: people
    Marina: Humans are funny and entertaining. Once in a while at least. They are always so possessive and can’t understand that my beauty is an obligation.
    Player: obligation
    Marina: My beauty is an obligation to grace the world and people with my presence of course.
    Player: cult
    Marina: Why would anyone waste his time to worship some anonymous powers if they could worship ME and my beauty?
    Player: eleonore
    Marina: She is some fat human maid who lives on one of the isles here. For some stupid reason, she has the foolish illusion that she’d be pretty.
    Player: Ferumbras
    Marina: Uhm, that one has probably no sense for beauty at all.
    Player: governor
    Marina: He is a rather old and wrinkled guy. I have nothing to do with such beings. Phew!
    Player: king
    Marina: Hmmm a king. I guess a king could be quite entertaining.
    Player: liberty bay
    Marina: Humans are funny and entertaining. Once in a while at least. They are always so possessive and can’t understand that my beauty is an obligation.
    Player: loveless / theodore
    Marina: I vaguely remember that name. Probably one of my admirers. On the other hand, who isn’t an admirer of my beauty.
    Player: magic currents
    Marina: Are you suggesting that my beauty is not magic and enchanting enough? I don’t care for magic currents. I care only for the tides of the sea.
    Player: mermaid
    Marina: I am a creature of stunning beauty and intellect. I really hate people who think I am dumb just because I am beautiful. I even have read at least two books!
    Player: pirate
    Marina: Pirates are so romantic. Doing all kinds of silly and dangerous things just to impress a woman of beauty.
    Player: pretty
    Marina: Well, pretty does not describe my incredible beauty even remotely.
    Player: quara
    Marina: Those frog faced idiots think they rule the seas. I mean, give me a break, what do they think who they are? Mermaids?
    Player: silk
    Marina: Spider silk? I used to make yarn from spider silk when I was young – I mean, even younger than I am now, of course!
    Player: spider
    Marina: Eek! Where??
    Player: Striker
    Marina: Phew, who cares about him if you can date a true exotic DJINN!
    Player: thais
    Marina: A faraway city full of stinking humans. Who cares? I don’t, you know.
    Player: turtle
    Marina: As a reward for your efforts, I allow you to ride my sea turtles. They usually love to cross over to the Laguna Islands. Have fun!
    Player: venore
    Marina: Some trader from Venore thought he could buy my affection with presents. Although he was on the right path, the gifts he tried to make were rather lousy if you consider how old and ugly he was.
    Player: voodoo
    Marina: I have no need for such nonsense.
    Player: Wyrmslicer
    Marina: Some old soldier from the human settlement. Tried to impress me with some boring war stories. As if there were anything more important than fashion, hairstyles and beauty. Imagine!
    Player: yarn
    Marina: Okay… a deal is a deal, would you like me to create a spool of yarn from 10 pieces of spider silk?
    Player: yes
    Marina: Well, if you want something, you should at least bring the required amount of ingredients.
    Player: bye / farewell
    Marina: Bye for now, Player.

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