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    Player: Hi Maryza
    Maryza: Welcome to the Jolly Axeman, Haishen. Have a good time and eat some food!
    Player: Food/offer
    Maryza: I sell normal and brown bread, meat, ham, cookies, rolls, and cheese made of mushrooms. If you’d like to see my offers, ask me for a trade.
    Player: Trade
    Maryza: Sure, have a look at my food. Remember, touching means buying it.
    Player: Job
    Maryza: I’m the cook of the Jolly Axeman.
    Player: Name
    Maryza: I’m Maryza Firehand, daughter of Earth from the Molten Rock.
    Player: Jimbin
    Maryza: I’m so proud of him. When it comes to drinking, only our mighty general beats him.
    Player: Book
    Maryza: I’m sorry but I sell only one copy to each customer. Otherwise they would have been sold out a long time ago.
    Player: Poem
    Maryza: I only know some drinking poems, and I can’t hear them anymore as they are told every evening by some drunkard.
    Player: Army
    Maryza: We should rather feed some dragons than these fools.
    Player: Bloody Mary
    Maryza: YOU &/$#@!
    Player: Kiss
    Maryza: <sighs> Once there was a dwarf who was a ladies’ man unparalleled in dwarven history. His name was Shearton Softbeard …
    Maryza: Even though he is dead since decades now, no other dwarf was able to beat his kissing skill ever since.
    Player: Shearton Softbeard
    Maryza: Like many dwarfs, he was a miner. Unfortunately he died in a mining accident. The mines’ foreman should be able to tell you more about him.
    Player: Carlin
    Maryza: Don’t like it, has an elfish touch, ye know?
    Player: Thais
    Maryza: Puny town for puny guys.
    Player: Excalibug
    Maryza: I’d slice a dragon or two and make steaks for everybody if I got my hands on it.
    Player: General
    Maryza: A fine drinker and strategist. Wastes his skill with these fools of the army. What a shame!
    Player: King
    Maryza: Don’t like these upper cave guys.
    Player: Rumours
    Maryza: The boys of the Savage Axe at the bridge are running wild these days.
    Player: Time
    Maryza: Too busy, ask my husband.
    Player: Ferumbras
    Maryza: Heard that’s what the humans call one of their bogeymen.
    Player: Tark
    Maryza: He loved my dragon steaks. Heard he died by a cave in while fighting dragons in the Plains of Havoc.
    Player: Farewell
    Maryza: Yeah, farewell.
    Player: Bye
    Maryza: Yeah, bye.

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