Player: Hi Maryza Maryza: Welcome to the Jolly Axeman, Haishen. Have a good time and eat some food! Player: Food/offer Maryza: I sell normal and brown bread, meat, ham, cookies, rolls, and cheese made of mushrooms. If you’d like to see my offers, ask me for a trade. Player: Trade Maryza: Sure, have a look at my food. Remember, touching means buying it. Player: Job Maryza: I’m the cook of the Jolly Axeman. Player: Name Maryza: I’m Maryza Firehand, daughter of Earth from the Molten Rock. Player: Jimbin Maryza: I’m so proud of him. When it comes to drinking, only our mighty general beats him. Player: Book Maryza: I’m sorry but I sell only one copy to each customer. Otherwise they would have been sold out a long time ago. Player: Poem Maryza: I only know some drinking poems, and I can’t hear them anymore as they are told every evening by some drunkard. Player: Army Maryza: We should rather feed some dragons than these fools. Player: Bloody Mary Maryza: YOU &/$#@! Player: Kiss Maryza: <sighs> Once there was a dwarf who was a ladies’ man unparalleled in dwarven history. His name was Shearton Softbeard … Maryza: Even though he is dead since decades now, no other dwarf was able to beat his kissing skill ever since. Player: Shearton Softbeard Maryza: Like many dwarfs, he was a miner. Unfortunately he died in a mining accident. The mines’ foreman should be able to tell you more about him. Player: Carlin Maryza: Don’t like it, has an elfish touch, ye know? Player: Thais Maryza: Puny town for puny guys. Player: Excalibug Maryza: I’d slice a dragon or two and make steaks for everybody if I got my hands on it. Player: General Maryza: A fine drinker and strategist. Wastes his skill with these fools of the army. What a shame! Player: King Maryza: Don’t like these upper cave guys. Player: Rumours Maryza: The boys of the Savage Axe at the bridge are running wild these days. Player: Time Maryza: Too busy, ask my husband. Player: Ferumbras Maryza: Heard that’s what the humans call one of their bogeymen. Player: Tark Maryza: He loved my dragon steaks. Heard he died by a cave in while fighting dragons in the Plains of Havoc. Player: Farewell Maryza: Yeah, farewell. Player: Bye Maryza: Yeah, bye.