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    Player: hi
    Oswald: Oh, hello Player. What is it? Why do you disturb me?
    Player: disturb / job / important
    Oswald: I’m honoured to be the assistant of the great, the illustrious, the magnificent Durin!
    Player: assistant
    Oswald: I’ve got a job of great responsibility – I keep annoying persons away from my boss.
    Player: annoying
    Oswald: Better don’t ask, you wouldn’t like the answer.
    Player: Durin
    Oswald: Just between you and me, he can be quite a tyrant.
    Player: tyrant / how are you
    Oswald: If there weren’t so many people harassing me, life would be great.
    Player: harassing
    Oswald: You don’t need not ask me about that, you are perfect in it.
    Player: name
    Oswald: My name is Oswald, but let’s proceed, I’m a very busy man.
    Player: sell
    Oswald: Hey, I’m not a shopkeeper, I’m an important man!
    Player: time
    Oswald: It is nearly tea time, so please hurry!
    Player: help
    Oswald: I’ll inform the higher officials of your needs.
    Player: monster
    Oswald: AHHHH!!! WHERE??? WHERE???
    Player: dungeon
    Oswald: If you want to see dungeons, simply refuse to pay your taxes.
    Player: sewer
    Oswald: Our sewer system is very modern, but crowded with rats and wannabe heroes.
    Player: thank you
    Oswald: You are… uhm… welcome. Are you already done?
    Player: god
    Oswald: I think the gods are too busy to care about us mortals, hmm… that makes me feel godlike, too.
    Player: king
    Oswald: Ah, yes, yes, hail to King Tibianus! Long live the king and so on…
    Player: sam
    Oswald: A simple shopkeeper with minor intelligence.
    Player: benjamin
    Oswald: What do you expect from ex-soldiers? He’s nuts! He had way too many blows on the head.
    Player: gorn
    Oswald: He sells his scrolls far too expensive.
    Player: quentin
    Oswald: I heard he was a ladies’ man in younger days. Nowadays, it is rumoured that he likes to wear women clothes now and then.
    Player: bozo
    Oswald: Isn’t he the artist formerly known as the prince?
    Player: rumour / gossip / news
    Oswald: You know a rumour? TELL ME! TELL ME! TELL ME!
    Player: random word
    Oswald: Fascinating! Absolutely fascinating!
    Player: mud
    Oswald: I heard Sam dated a female mud-wrestler once.
    Player: weapon
    Oswald: It’s rumoured that Sam does not forge all weapons himself. Instead he is buying them from his cousin, who is married to a cyclops.
    Player: magic
    Oswald: I overheard a conversation of officials in which they claimed that magic will be forbidden soon.
    Player: power
    Oswald: There are people who talk about a rebellion against King Tibianus.
    Player: rebellion
    Oswald: There are people who talk about a rebellion against King Tibianus.
    Player: spell
    Oswald: I heard about a sorcerer who was toasted by a misfired spell of himself.
    Player: muriel
    Oswald: It is rumoured that he summons weird demons for… well you know.
    Player: elane
    Oswald: They say she’s killed over a dozen husbands already.
    Player: marvik
    Oswald: Who knows what this old man is up to in his hideout when no one is watching?
    Player: gregor
    Oswald: I was told he lost a body part or two in duels.
    Player: lugri
    Oswald: Some say he’s Ferumbras in disguise.
    Player: chester
    Oswald: I never heard any rumour about him, isn’t that odd?
    Player: excalibug
    Oswald: It’s beyond all doubt that certain sinister elements in our city have certain knowledge about this myth.
    Player: lugri
    Oswald: Some say he’s Ferumbras in disguise.
    Player: aruda
    Oswald: She’s a little witch, trust me. She used to be the girlfriend of this evil Partos some time ago.
    Player: partos
    Oswald: What a shame. He claimed to be the king of thieves and was caught stealing some fruit.
    Player: gamel
    Oswald: This man lives in the darkness like a rat and he is also as handsome as one. He surely is up to no good and often consorts with sinister strangers.
    Player: sinister strangers
    Oswald: Just last week, a one-eyed man, who had a room at Frodo’s, met him in the middle of the night.
    Player: goshnar
    Oswald: They say he isn’t truly dead. He was… or is a necromant after all.
    Player: necromant nectar
    Oswald: You aren’t the first one to ask about that. Am I the only one that prefers wine to such disgusting stuff?
    Player: eclesius
    Oswald: Eclesius… Eclesius… I think they say about him that he accidentally turned his assistant into a frog. So you better pay attention!
    Player: lynda
    Oswald: Sweet as honey, but cold as a fish. The only thing that can soften her heart is this awfully expensive Venorean ice cream.
    Player: invitation
    Oswald: I am deeply sorry, there are no invitations left. I hope you didn’t lose yours.
    Player: random word
    Oswald: Good.
    Player: invitation
    Oswald: I am deeply sorry, there are no invitations left. I hope you didn’t lose yours.
    Player: yes
    Oswald: You strange people lose everything, don’t you? If you need another one, it’ll cost you dearly. 5000 gold, deal or no deal?
    Player: yes
    Oswald: Excellent! Here is your invitation!
    Player: invitation
    Oswald: I am deeply sorry, there are no invitations left. I hope you didn’t lose yours.
    Player: yes
    Oswald: You strange people lose everything, don’t you? If you need another one, it’ll cost you dearly. 5000 gold, deal or no deal?
    Player: no
    Oswald: I thought as much.
    Player: bye / farewell
    Oswald: Finally!

     

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