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Oswald

Transcript of Oswald

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Oswald

Transcript of Oswald

Player: hi
Oswald: Oh, hello Player. What is it? Why do you disturb me?
Player: disturb / job / important
Oswald: I'm honoured to be the assistant of the great, the illustrious, the magnificent Durin!
Player: assistant
Oswald: I've got a job of great responsibility - I keep annoying persons away from my boss.
Player: annoying
Oswald: Better don't ask, you wouldn't like the answer.
Player: Durin
Oswald: Just between you and me, he can be quite a tyrant.
Player: tyrant / how are you
Oswald: If there weren't so many people harassing me, life would be great.
Player: harassing
Oswald: You don't need not ask me about that, you are perfect in it.
Player: name
Oswald: My name is Oswald, but let's proceed, I'm a very busy man.
Player: sell
Oswald: Hey, I'm not a shopkeeper, I'm an important man!
Player: time
Oswald: It is nearly tea time, so please hurry!
Player: help
Oswald: I'll inform the higher officials of your needs.
Player: monster
Oswald: AHHHH!!! WHERE??? WHERE???
Player: dungeon
Oswald: If you want to see dungeons, simply refuse to pay your taxes.
Player: sewer
Oswald: Our sewer system is very modern, but crowded with rats and wannabe heroes.
Player: thank you
Oswald: You are... uhm... welcome. Are you already done?
Player: god
Oswald: I think the gods are too busy to care about us mortals, hmm... that makes me feel godlike, too.
Player: king
Oswald: Ah, yes, yes, hail to King Tibianus! Long live the king and so on...
Player: sam
Oswald: A simple shopkeeper with minor intelligence.
Player: benjamin
Oswald: What do you expect from ex-soldiers? He's nuts! He had way too many blows on the head.
Player: gorn
Oswald: He sells his scrolls far too expensive.
Player: quentin
Oswald: I heard he was a ladies' man in younger days. Nowadays, it is rumoured that he likes to wear women clothes now and then.
Player: bozo
Oswald: Isn't he the artist formerly known as the prince?
Player: rumour / gossip / news
Oswald: You know a rumour? TELL ME! TELL ME! TELL ME!
Player: random word
Oswald: Fascinating! Absolutely fascinating!
Player: mud
Oswald: I heard Sam dated a female mud-wrestler once.
Player: weapon
Oswald: It's rumoured that Sam does not forge all weapons himself. Instead he is buying them from his cousin, who is married to a cyclops.
Player: magic
Oswald: I overheard a conversation of officials in which they claimed that magic will be forbidden soon.
Player: power
Oswald: There are people who talk about a rebellion against King Tibianus.
Player: rebellion
Oswald: There are people who talk about a rebellion against King Tibianus.
Player: spell
Oswald: I heard about a sorcerer who was toasted by a misfired spell of himself.
Player: muriel
Oswald: It is rumoured that he summons weird demons for... well you know.
Player: elane
Oswald: They say she's killed over a dozen husbands already.
Player: marvik
Oswald: Who knows what this old man is up to in his hideout when no one is watching?
Player: gregor
Oswald: I was told he lost a body part or two in duels.
Player: lugri
Oswald: Some say he's Ferumbras in disguise.
Player: chester
Oswald: I never heard any rumour about him, isn't that odd?
Player: excalibug
Oswald: It's beyond all doubt that certain sinister elements in our city have certain knowledge about this myth.
Player: lugri
Oswald: Some say he's Ferumbras in disguise.
Player: aruda
Oswald: She's a little witch, trust me. She used to be the girlfriend of this evil Partos some time ago.
Player: partos
Oswald: What a shame. He claimed to be the king of thieves and was caught stealing some fruit.
Player: gamel
Oswald: This man lives in the darkness like a rat and he is also as handsome as one. He surely is up to no good and often consorts with sinister strangers.
Player: sinister strangers
Oswald: Just last week, a one-eyed man, who had a room at Frodo's, met him in the middle of the night.
Player: goshnar
Oswald: They say he isn't truly dead. He was... or is a necromant after all.
Player: necromant nectar
Oswald: You aren't the first one to ask about that. Am I the only one that prefers wine to such disgusting stuff?
Player: eclesius
Oswald: Eclesius... Eclesius... I think they say about him that he accidentally turned his assistant into a frog. So you better pay attention!
Player: lynda
Oswald: Sweet as honey, but cold as a fish. The only thing that can soften her heart is this awfully expensive Venorean ice cream.
Player: invitation
Oswald: I am deeply sorry, there are no invitations left. I hope you didn't lose yours.
Player: random word
Oswald: Good.
Player: invitation
Oswald: I am deeply sorry, there are no invitations left. I hope you didn't lose yours.
Player: yes
Oswald: You strange people lose everything, don't you? If you need another one, it'll cost you dearly. 5000 gold, deal or no deal?
Player: yes
Oswald: Excellent! Here is your invitation!
Player: invitation
Oswald: I am deeply sorry, there are no invitations left. I hope you didn't lose yours.
Player: yes
Oswald: You strange people lose everything, don't you? If you need another one, it'll cost you dearly. 5000 gold, deal or no deal?
Player: no
Oswald: I thought as much.
Player: bye / farewell
Oswald: Finally!

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