Player: hi / hello Puffels: Yeah, another fool disturbing me, what a joy. Player: army Puffels: Fine army that is. Half of them have already deserted. Player: carlin Puffels: I don’t care about some remote cities. Player: curse / moon / were Puffels: I don’t know. You could ask the oh-so-mighty Zoltan, though. Player: disturbing Puffels: I have to teach the spells of least importance to some fools. Well, let’s face it – to knights. Player: edron Puffels: Sciences are thriving on this isle. Player: excalibug Puffels: I have no use for such stuff. Player: ferumbras Puffels: The day will come even he makes a fatal casting mistake… I know what I am talking about. Player: hugo Puffels: Hugo? I heard it was an accident that created this beast. Player: beast Puffels: I don’t know more about it. Player: job Puffels: I have to teach the spells of least importance to some fools. Well, let’s face it – to knights. Player: king Puffels: I give nothing for kings, queens… or other people at all. Player: name Puffels: I am Magister Puffels, any problem with that? Player: news / rumors Puffels: I heard in Thais the new brand of cheese was… uhm… Player: spell Puffels: Not really. Due to some &#&$*# new academy rules I’m forced to teach knights only now. Me! Knights! Of all… ah, whatever. You have to go see Gundralph and Zoltan for spells. Player: thais Puffels: I was there once, almost died. The fools there mistook me for an ordinary rat, can you believe that!? Player: tibia Puffels: Bah, the whole Tibia can &#&$*# my #$&*! Player: tibianus Puffels: I give nothing for kings, queens… or other people at all. Player: time Puffels: Where might I hide a watch, you fool? Player: bye Puffels: Whatever.