NPC: Talphion

Player: hi/hello
Talphion: HIHOOOO Bosst! <waves> PLEASE DON’T INTERRUPT ME FOR TOO LONG IN MY JOB!
Player: god
Talphion: GODS? WHO NEEDS GODS IF WE CAN PRODUCE THE CORRECT MACHINE FOR EVERY OCCASION?
Player: life
Talphion: WHAT HIVE?
Player: army
Talphion: ONE DAY OUR MACHINES WILL CHANGE THE ARMY’S STRUCTURE DRASTICALLY, JAWOLL!
Player: ferumbras
Talphion: I BET I COULD BUILD A MACHINE TO SHRED HIM INTO PIECES!
Player: bezil/nezil
Talphion: BEZIL AND NEZIL ARE RUNNING A SHOP.
Player: bolt/crossbow
Talphion: YES, YES, I SELL THEM. ASK ME FOR A TRADE!
Player: TRADE
Talphion: HERE YOU GO! TAKE A GOOD LOOK!
Player: gold/money
Talphion: DONATIONS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME!
Player: big old
Talphion: THAT’S THE NAME OF THIS MOUNTAIN!
Player: colossus
Talphion: NICE PIECE OF WORK. WOULD BE MORE FUN IF IT COULD MOVE AROUND… WE HAVE PLANS…
Player: dress pattern
Talphion: DRESS FLATTEN? WHO WANTS ME TO FLATTEN A DRESS?
Player: durin
Talphion: I’M SURE HE WOULD BE SMART ENOUGH TO SEE THE CHANCES WE PROVIDE FOR ALL DWARFS.
Player: duria
Talphion: KNIGHTS DO NOT HAVE THE BRAINS TO EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT WE ARE OFFERING THEM.
Player: OFFERING
Talphion: THE MOST SOPHISTICATED ITEMS THAT PEOPLE BUY ARE CROSSBOWS.
Player: earth
Talphion: SORRY, BUT EARTH MEANS NOTHING TO ME THAN DUST AND MUD
Player: elves
Talphion: NO, I DON’T NEED ANY SHELVES!
Player: equipment
Talphion: YOU CAN’T HANDLE MOST OF OUR STUFF, BUT I COULD SELL YOU SOME CROSSBOWS.
Player: etzel
Talphion: WHO NEEDS MAGIC? PAH!
Player: excalibug
Talphion: OLD FASHIONED BUTTER KNIFE! IF THEY LET ME, I WOULD CREATE WEAPONS THAT LEVEL ENTIRE CITIES!
Player: fire/flame
Talphion: NICE RESOURCE FOR OUR MACHINES, BUT NO NEED TO MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT, JAWOLL!
Player: fight
Talphion: NO, DON’T TURN OFF THE LIGHT.
Player: general/motos
Talphion: SUCH A FOOL, WITH SOME MORE RESOURCES, I COULD BUILD FOR HIM WAR MACHINES BEYOND HIS WILDEST DREAMS! <laughs insanely>
Player: geomancer/pyromancer
Talphion: OLD FOOLS, TOO MUCH CONCERNED ABOUT TRADITION.
Player: emperor
Talphion: AT LEAST HE’S SMART ENOUGH TO LEAVE US ALONE, SO THERE’S HOPE FOR HIM.
Player: hall of the ancients
Talphion: JUST A BUNCH OF BONES.
Player: maryza
Talphion: LOVELY, BUT PREJUDICED LIKE MOST DWARFS ARE.
Player: jimbin
Talphion: HIS BREWERY SAVED OUR DAY MORE THAN ONCE.
Player: humans
Talphion: A PROMISING RACE, SOME OF THEM ACTUALLY ADMIRE MECHANICS.
Player: plant
Talphion: HEY! HOW DID YOU LEARN ABOUT OUR SECRET PLANT?
Player: tibia
Talphion: CAN’T TELL MUCH ABOUT IT. I SELDOM GET OUT OF HERE, I’M A BUSY DWARF.
Player: kroox
Talphion: WE COULD TEACH HIM MUCH IF HE ONLY LISTENED.
Player: poem
Talphion: I ALREADY TRIED TO BOW ‘EM BUT THEY ARE TOO HARD!
Player: minotaurs/orcs
Talphion: LET THEM COME, I’M WORKING ON A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR THEM! <chuckles madly>
Player: monster
Talphion: I COULDN’T CARE LESS ABOUT THEM.
Player: quest/task/what do
Talphion: BRING ME THE SCREWDRIVER OF KURIK AND I WILL REWARD YOU WITH A STEAM-POWERED SPIKE SWORD!
Player: news
Talphion: ASK JIMBIN ABOUT HIS BREWS, NOT ME!
Player: time
Talphion: ONE DAY I’LL CREATE A CLOCK FOR THE COLOSSUS!
Player: technical details
Talphion: TECHNICAL DETAILS ABOUT WHAT???
Player: technomancer
Talphion: WE ARE THE FUTURE. WE WILL BECOME A MAJOR POWER IN DWARVEN SOCIETY SOON! THEY WILL SEE, THEY WILL ALL SEE! WE HAVE SO MUCH TO OFFER! <chuckles and rolls his eyes>
Player: uniform
Talphion: NO, HERE IS NO UNICORN!
Player: uzgod
Talphion: WE COULD MAKE MACHINES WHICH WOULD ENABLE HIM TO DO HIS WORK IN HALF THE TIME.
Player: bye/farewell
Talphion: YEAH, GO AWAY!

Special dialogue 1:

Player: help
Talphion: WHOM YOU ARE CALLING A WHELP, YOU CHEEKY MONKEY!
<ends conversation>

Special dialogue 2:

Player: kazordoon
Talphion: WHAT?
Player: kazordoon
Talphion: WHO’S DOOMED?
Player: kazordoon
Talphion: OH, THE CITY? NICE, ISN’T IT?

Special dialogue 3:

Player: job
Talphion: WHERE SHOULD I HOP?
Player: job
Talphion: OH, JOB? I’M THE CHIEF TECHNOMANCER!

Special dialogue 4:

Player: name
Talphion: I HAVE NO TIME FOR A GAME!
Player: name
Talphion: I’M TALPHION SPARKBENDER, SON OF THE MACHINE FROM THE SAVAGE AXES.

Special dialogue 5:

Player: heal
Talphion: I’M AN ENGINEER, NOT A DOCTOR!

Status – burning:
Player: heal
Talphion: YOU ARE BURNING! THAT’S FUN, HOW DO YOU DO THAT?

Status – poisoned:
Player: heal
Talphion: YOU ARE POISONED! DID YOU DRINK STUFF IN A GREEN BOTTLE? THAT’S SUPERGLUE, NOT SUPPER-GLUE!

Special dialogue 6 (Postman quest)

Player: New dress pattern
Talphion: DRESS FLATTEN? WHO WANTS ME TO FLATTEN A DRESS?
Player: New dress pattern
Talphion: A PRESS LANTERN? NEVER HEARD ABOUT IT!
Player: New dress pattern
Talphion: CHESS? I DONT PLAY CHESS!
Player: New dress pattern
Talphion: A PATTERN IN THIS MESS?? HEY DON’T INSULT MY MACHINEHALL!
Player: New dress pattern
Talphion: AH YES! I WORKED ON THE DRESS PATTERN FOR THOSE UNIFORMS. STAINLESS TROUSERS, STEAM DRIVEN BOOTS! ANOTHER MARVEL TO BEHOLD! I’LL SENT A COPY TO KEVIN IMEDIATELY!

• This topic was modified 2 years, 7 months ago by Bosst.
• This topic was modified 2 years, 7 months ago by Bosst.
• This topic was modified 2 years, 7 months ago by Bosst.