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  • Keymaster
    Member since: August 13, 2020

    NPC: Talphion

     

    Player: hi/hello
    Talphion: HIHOOOO Bosst! <waves> PLEASE DON’T INTERRUPT ME FOR TOO LONG IN MY JOB!
    Player: god
    Talphion: GODS? WHO NEEDS GODS IF WE CAN PRODUCE THE CORRECT MACHINE FOR EVERY OCCASION?
    Player: life
    Talphion: WHAT HIVE?
    Player: army
    Talphion: ONE DAY OUR MACHINES WILL CHANGE THE ARMY’S STRUCTURE DRASTICALLY, JAWOLL!
    Player: ferumbras
    Talphion: I BET I COULD BUILD A MACHINE TO SHRED HIM INTO PIECES!
    Player: bezil/nezil
    Talphion: BEZIL AND NEZIL ARE RUNNING A SHOP.
    Player: bolt/crossbow
    Talphion: YES, YES, I SELL THEM. ASK ME FOR A TRADE!
    Player: TRADE
    Talphion: HERE YOU GO! TAKE A GOOD LOOK!
    Player: gold/money
    Talphion: DONATIONS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME!
    Player: big old
    Talphion: THAT’S THE NAME OF THIS MOUNTAIN!
    Player: colossus
    Talphion: NICE PIECE OF WORK. WOULD BE MORE FUN IF IT COULD MOVE AROUND… WE HAVE PLANS…
    Player: dress pattern
    Talphion: DRESS FLATTEN? WHO WANTS ME TO FLATTEN A DRESS?
    Player: durin
    Talphion: I’M SURE HE WOULD BE SMART ENOUGH TO SEE THE CHANCES WE PROVIDE FOR ALL DWARFS.
    Player: duria
    Talphion: KNIGHTS DO NOT HAVE THE BRAINS TO EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT WE ARE OFFERING THEM.
    Player: OFFERING
    Talphion: THE MOST SOPHISTICATED ITEMS THAT PEOPLE BUY ARE CROSSBOWS.
    Player: earth
    Talphion: SORRY, BUT EARTH MEANS NOTHING TO ME THAN DUST AND MUD
    Player: elves
    Talphion: NO, I DON’T NEED ANY SHELVES!
    Player: equipment
    Talphion: YOU CAN’T HANDLE MOST OF OUR STUFF, BUT I COULD SELL YOU SOME CROSSBOWS.
    Player: etzel
    Talphion: WHO NEEDS MAGIC? PAH!
    Player: excalibug
    Talphion: OLD FASHIONED BUTTER KNIFE! IF THEY LET ME, I WOULD CREATE WEAPONS THAT LEVEL ENTIRE CITIES!
    Player: fire/flame
    Talphion: NICE RESOURCE FOR OUR MACHINES, BUT NO NEED TO MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT, JAWOLL!
    Player: fight
    Talphion: NO, DON’T TURN OFF THE LIGHT.
    Player: general/motos
    Talphion: SUCH A FOOL, WITH SOME MORE RESOURCES, I COULD BUILD FOR HIM WAR MACHINES BEYOND HIS WILDEST DREAMS! <laughs insanely>
    Player: geomancer/pyromancer
    Talphion: OLD FOOLS, TOO MUCH CONCERNED ABOUT TRADITION.
    Player: emperor
    Talphion: AT LEAST HE’S SMART ENOUGH TO LEAVE US ALONE, SO THERE’S HOPE FOR HIM.
    Player: hall of the ancients
    Talphion: JUST A BUNCH OF BONES.
    Player: maryza
    Talphion: LOVELY, BUT PREJUDICED LIKE MOST DWARFS ARE.
    Player: jimbin
    Talphion: HIS BREWERY SAVED OUR DAY MORE THAN ONCE.
    Player: humans
    Talphion: A PROMISING RACE, SOME OF THEM ACTUALLY ADMIRE MECHANICS.
    Player: plant
    Talphion: HEY! HOW DID YOU LEARN ABOUT OUR SECRET PLANT?
    Player: tibia
    Talphion: CAN’T TELL MUCH ABOUT IT. I SELDOM GET OUT OF HERE, I’M A BUSY DWARF.
    Player: kroox
    Talphion: WE COULD TEACH HIM MUCH IF HE ONLY LISTENED.
    Player: poem
    Talphion: I ALREADY TRIED TO BOW ‘EM BUT THEY ARE TOO HARD!
    Player: minotaurs/orcs
    Talphion: LET THEM COME, I’M WORKING ON A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR THEM! <chuckles madly>
    Player: monster
    Talphion: I COULDN’T CARE LESS ABOUT THEM.
    Player: quest/task/what do
    Talphion: BRING ME THE SCREWDRIVER OF KURIK AND I WILL REWARD YOU WITH A STEAM-POWERED SPIKE SWORD!
    Player: news
    Talphion: ASK JIMBIN ABOUT HIS BREWS, NOT ME!
    Player: time
    Talphion: ONE DAY I’LL CREATE A CLOCK FOR THE COLOSSUS!
    Player: technical details
    Talphion: TECHNICAL DETAILS ABOUT WHAT???
    Player: technomancer
    Talphion: WE ARE THE FUTURE. WE WILL BECOME A MAJOR POWER IN DWARVEN SOCIETY SOON! THEY WILL SEE, THEY WILL ALL SEE! WE HAVE SO MUCH TO OFFER! <chuckles and rolls his eyes>
    Player: uniform
    Talphion: NO, HERE IS NO UNICORN!
    Player: uzgod
    Talphion: WE COULD MAKE MACHINES WHICH WOULD ENABLE HIM TO DO HIS WORK IN HALF THE TIME.
    Player: bye/farewell
    Talphion: YEAH, GO AWAY!

     

    Special dialogue 1:

    Player: help
    Talphion: WHOM YOU ARE CALLING A WHELP, YOU CHEEKY MONKEY!
    <ends conversation>

    Special dialogue 2:

    Player: kazordoon
    Talphion: WHAT?
    Player: kazordoon
    Talphion: WHO’S DOOMED?
    Player: kazordoon
    Talphion: OH, THE CITY? NICE, ISN’T IT?

    Special dialogue 3:

    Player: job
    Talphion: WHERE SHOULD I HOP?
    Player: job
    Talphion: OH, JOB? I’M THE CHIEF TECHNOMANCER!

    Special dialogue 4:

    Player: name
    Talphion: I HAVE NO TIME FOR A GAME!
    Player: name
    Talphion: I’M TALPHION SPARKBENDER, SON OF THE MACHINE FROM THE SAVAGE AXES.

    Special dialogue 5:

    Player: heal
    Talphion: I’M AN ENGINEER, NOT A DOCTOR!

    Status – burning:
    Player: heal
    Talphion: YOU ARE BURNING! THAT’S FUN, HOW DO YOU DO THAT?

    Status – poisoned:
    Player: heal
    Talphion: YOU ARE POISONED! DID YOU DRINK STUFF IN A GREEN BOTTLE? THAT’S SUPERGLUE, NOT SUPPER-GLUE!

    Special dialogue 6 (Postman quest)

    Player: New dress pattern
    Talphion: DRESS FLATTEN? WHO WANTS ME TO FLATTEN A DRESS?
    Player: New dress pattern
    Talphion: A PRESS LANTERN? NEVER HEARD ABOUT IT!
    Player: New dress pattern
    Talphion: CHESS? I DONT PLAY CHESS!
    Player: New dress pattern
    Talphion: A PATTERN IN THIS MESS?? HEY DON’T INSULT MY MACHINEHALL!
    Player: New dress pattern
    Talphion: AH YES! I WORKED ON THE DRESS PATTERN FOR THOSE UNIFORMS. STAINLESS TROUSERS, STEAM DRIVEN BOOTS! ANOTHER MARVEL TO BEHOLD! I’LL SENT A COPY TO KEVIN IMEDIATELY!

    • This topic was modified 3 months, 2 weeks ago by Bosst.
    • This topic was modified 3 months, 2 weeks ago by Bosst.
    • This topic was modified 3 months, 2 weeks ago by Bosst.
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