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    Player: Hi
    Topsy: Hello, dear Player. How can I help you? If you need magical equipment such as runes or wands, just ask me for a trade.
    Player: Sewer
    Topsy: The Thais sewerage system is a model of modern rat breeding and for some reason is very popular with young adventurers such as yourself.
    Player: God
    Topsy: Gods – if we didn’t have them, we would have invented them.
    Player: Animate dead rune
    Topsy: Sorry, but runes of this type can’t be purchased here.
    Player: Runes/Buy/Offer/Sell/Stuff
    Topsy: I’m selling spirit, health and mana potions, runes, wands, rods and spellbooks. If you’d like to see my offers, ask me for a trade.
    Player: Wand
    Topsy: Wands can be wielded by sorcerers only and have a certain level requirement. There are eight different wands, would you like to hear about them?
    Player: Rod
    Topsy: Rods can be wielded by druids only and have a certain level requirement. There are eight different rods, would you like to hear about them?
    Player: Benjamin
    Topsy: Bless him, he stood, he fought, and then left his sanity on the battlefield.
    Player: Boss
    Topsy: I had one once. He should have bought better armor. Actually – he’s upstairs.
    Player: King
    Topsy: <mutters> Here we go again … Hail to King Tibianus! … Don’t make me do that again!
    Player: Venore
    Topsy: A marvellous city! Modern! Prosperous! Thais could learn a thing or two from Venore.
    Player: Carlin
    Topsy: I went there on holiday once. Just goes to show that women are much better at running a place than men. King Tibianus could learn a thing or two from Queen Eloise.
    Player: Gamon
    Topsy: I think he is a spy … so I smile at him the whole day. He won’t get anything out of me!
    Player: Magic
    Topsy: Magic will only protect you – a rune and some magic potions.
    Player: Power
    Topsy: There is a power struggle between Venore and Thais.
    Player: Vial/Deposit
    Topsy: Well, you could ask me for a trade to deposit your flasks, but you can also do it old style. I will pay you 5 gold for every empty vial and potion flask. Ok?
    Player: No
    Topsy: Hmm, but please keep Tibia litter free.
    Player: Spells
    Topsy: You never know when you run out of mana. All the more reason to buy some good runes or potions.
    Player: Dungeon
    Topsy: Dungeons – dank cold places if you ask me. They lead to rusty armor, severe colds and death … on the other hand you use a lot of runes there … so just think about the treasures you’ll surely find there.
    Player: Elane
    Topsy: Some call her the preying mantis – apparently she has killed over a dozen husbands already.
    Player: Excalibug
    Topsy: If you want to find out about excalibug you should ask the more sinister characters in Thais, not a respectable woman like myself!
    Player: Quest
    Topsy: I sell magic stuff, my dear. If you want a quest, you should talk to my sister Turvy.
    Player: Fluid
    Topsy: Sorry, we removed the old life and mana fluids from our assortment. However, we offer health, spirit and mana potions in up to four sizes, just ask me for a trade.
    Player: Weapon
    Topsy: Wrong shop – go to my sister, silly!
    Player: Gamel
    Topsy: He hung around with that Partos a lot. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s a thief too. He is not allowed to enter our markethall.
    Player: Partos
    Topsy: I heard he was a thief. Good thing he was caught.
    Player: Gossip/Rumour/New
    Topsy: I’m all ears.
    Player: Random word
    Topsy: Really? Tststs.
    Player: Gregor
    Topsy: Ah, Knights … can’t expect much from those guys.
    Player: Sam
    Topsy: Ah, such a sweetie. A simple man, with simple tastes and a simple mind.
    Player: Help
    Topsy: I’d love to help, but I have a business to run – I am busy busy busy!
    Player: How are you?
    Topsy: I’m just wonderful – thank you for asking.
    Player: Marvik
    Topsy: Who knows what the old man is up to in his hideout when no one is watching?
    Player: Monster
    Topsy: Better buy and charge a lot of runes before facing any monster.
    Player: Quentin
    Topsy: I can’t tell much about that old monk.
    Player: Rebellion
    Topsy: There is talk of a rebellion in Venore to gain independence from the Oppressor… I mean, King – of Thais. It can only help business.
    Player: Time
    Topsy: Time waits for no one! Not even you, sweetheart, so please do hurry up.
    Player: Thank you
    Topsy: Oh, such a sweetie … and so polite. I thought politeness was out of fashion, these days.
    Player: Eclesius
    Topsy: I heard that he left the city because he couldn’t bear the shame of being rejected as courtmage. But that’s just a gossip.
    Player: Job
    Topsy: I sell runes as well as spirit, health and mana potions – your best friends in any dungeon!
    Player: Name
    Topsy: My name is Topsy.
    Player: Bozo
    Topsy: He wanted to be the court jester but got upset when people laughed at him.
    Player: Lugri
    Topsy: I only heard rumours about him – isn’t he a hermit somewhere in the north?
    Player: Muriel
    Topsy: You should ask this guy Oswald about him … or other pointless rumors.
    Player: Gamon
    Topsy: I think he is a spy … so I smile at him the whole day. He won’t get anything out of me!
    Player: Gorn
    Topsy: Ah yes … Gorn … the used-cart salesman of scrolls.
    Player: Chester
    Topsy: I’ve never seen him at all. I only heard he’s kind of the townsguards’ chief or some such.
    Player: Bye/Farewell
    Topsy: Good bye, Player. Do come again!


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