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    Player: Hi
    Uzgod: Hiho Haishen! Wanna weapon, eh?
    Player: Weapon
    Uzgod: See my weapons, light an’ heavy ones? Ask for trade.
    Player: Trade
    Uzgod: Fine weapons, eh?
    Player: Name
    Uzgod: Me is Uzgod Hammerslammer, son of Fire from the Savage Axes.
    Player: Job
    Uzgod: Me a blacksmith is, an’ weapons me sell. You want buy weapons?
    Player: Mines
    Uzgod: Me smashing rocks as me was little dwarf, jawoll.
    Player: Time
    Uzgod: Time is 4:31 am now.
    Player: Monster
    Uzgod: Me make often hunt on big nasties. Me small, but very big muscles me have, jawoll.
    Player: Excalibug
    Uzgod: You want sell me excalibug for 1,000 platinum coins and an enchanted armor?
    Player: Dungeon
    Uzgod: We no dungeon need. We prison isle have.
    Player: Poem
    Uzgod: Can’t you see I’m working?
    Player: Prison
    Uzgod: Bad ones locked up there. Never come out again there, jawoll.
    Player: Armor/Shield/Helmet/Legs
    Uzgod: Me just sell weapons.
    Player: Equipment/Ware/Buy/Sell/Offer
    Uzgod: What you need? Me just the weapons sell. Let’s trade.
    Player: Ammunition/Bolt/Arrow/Distance
    Uzgod: I sell arrows for bows and bolts for crossbows. Ask me for a trade if you’re interested to see my wares.
    Player: Bow
    Uzgod: I don’t buy used bows. If you want to buy one, just ask me for a trade.
    Player: Crossbow
    Uzgod: I don’t buy used crossbows. If you want to buy one, just ask me for a trade.
    Player: Crimson Sword
    Uzgod: Me don’t sell crimson sword.
    Player: Help
    Uzgod: You can buy the weapons me maked or sell weapons you have, jawoll.
    Player: Pickaxe
    Uzgod: True dwarven pickaxes having to be maked by true weaponsmith! Me order book full though.
    Player: Thanks
    Uzgod: Me enjoy doing that.
    Player: Bye/Farewell

     

    Special dialogues:

    Player: Draconian steel
    Uzgod: You bringing me draconian steel and obsidian lance in exchange for obsidian knife?
    Player: No
    Uzgod: Stop make fun of old dwarf.

     

    Player: Draconian Steel
    Uzgod: You bringing me draconian steel and obsidian lance in exchange for obsidian knife?
    Player: Yes
    Uzgod: No obsidian lance, no draconian steel.

     

    Player: Draconian Steel
    Uzgod: You bringing me draconian steel and obsidian lance in exchange for obsidian knife?
    Player: Yes
    Uzgod: Here you have it.

     

    Player: Excalibug
    Uzgod: You want sell me excalibug for 1,000 platinum coins and an enchanted armor?
    Player: Yes
    Uzgod: Stop make fun of old dwarf, you not having it!

     

    Player: Excalibug
    Uzgod: You want sell me excalibug for 1,000 platinum coins and an enchanted armor?
    Player: No
    Uzgod: Me wouldn’t sell it, too.

     

     

     

    • This topic was modified 2 months, 2 weeks ago by Haishen.
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