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  • Keymaster
    Member since: August 11, 2020

    Player: hi / hello
    Yawno: Mmhmn… eh? Ahm, so what is it… *yawn* Ya here for the fish, too? Or are you just here for some… *yawn* news?
    Player: job
    Yawno: …hmf …
    Yawno: Hm – what? What? Did I… *yawn* well, what was ya question? Ah job, yes. …
    Yawno: Well… I’m a fisherman. Obviously. Can’t ya see? I’m fishin’ ‘ere! Oh and now please be quiet, quiet *whisper* really quiet… …
    Yawno: …and maybe MOVE AWAY A LITTLE! THANKS. Ya’re SCARING AWAY the… the… fish. *yawn* hmmnmnf…
    Player: name
    Yawno: The name’s Yawno, providing the finest… fish in the whole… world… *yawn* of Tibia.
    Player: fish
    Yawno: Well, just between the two of us – the lake is still crystal clear right now. Ya know, it’s TOO CLEAN. That ain’t attract no shimmer swimmer, it doesn’t. …
    Yawno: The lake needs to be dirtier, filthier, murkier yupp. An’ I bet ya don’t know the secret, eh? How to get it real dirty? Corpses. Loads of corpses. Piles of ’em. Throw ’em into the water, eh. You’ll see.
    Player: lake / Equivocolao
    Yawno: This lake is the only place shimmer swimmers can be caught. However, if the lake is too clean, they will not settle. My guess… *yawn* is that this lake has underground connections to… to… caves… *yawn*
    Player: shimmer / swimmer
    Yawno: It is the rarest of all fish! Hard to come by but worth every second… *yawn*… of time, ya invest. You only get a chance to catch him in extremely dirty water. …
    Yawno: And Lake Equivocolao is really the only place where it can be found. I am sure my old buddy Pemaret in Cormaya knows a thing or two about that bugger, too.
    Player: corpse
    Yawno: Throwing corpses into the water is the fastest way to make it dirty and murky – just perfect to attract shimmer swimmers. It doesn’t even matter what kind of corpse, heh.
    Player: news
    Yawno: A… aaah… *yawn* maybe a shimmer swimmer will… appear… if… enough… *yawn*
    Player: bye
    Yawno: Yeah, yeah… bye, erm… *yawn*

    • This topic was modified 8 months, 1 week ago by Mogh.
    • This topic was modified 8 months, 1 week ago by Mogh.
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