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Transcript of Humgolf

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Transcript of Humgolf

NPC: Humgolf
Player: hi/hello
Humgolf: Player, good day .. or night, whatever. What do you want?
Player: fish
Humgolf: Go away with that water-thing!
Player: 007
Humgolf: I'm not allowed to sell worms to people without a form 007 licence to drill or a 0815 artist licence.
Player: 0815
Humgolf: It's a special licence for artists. It was only used once as I sold a white worm to Frietsiek and Yor.
Player: god
Humgolf: The worm does not care about gods, why should I?
Player: life
Humgolf: Can't say I like it much.
Player: army
Humgolf: They should remember old dwarfish rotworm tactics. Think like a worm and the battle is almost won.
Player: Bezil/Nezil
Humgolf: Always chatting. How can someone talk that much?
Player: Ferumbras
Humgolf: A true enemy of the worms.
Player: Big Old
Humgolf: The mountain seems tasty as far as it concerns my worms.
Player: buy rotworm (yes/no)
Humgolf: Do you want to buy a rotworm?
Humgolf: Hey, you don't own a drilling licence. No deal!
Humgolf: You'll regret that.
Player: buy/sell/food/goods/offer/stuff/ware
Humgolf: I can't sell you rotworms without you having a drilling licence, but I buy meat, ham and fresh dead rats for my rotworms. Ask me for a trade if you have any.
Player: trade
Humgolf: Take a look at what I buy.
Player: gold
Humgolf: Gold is one of the things my worms can unearth.
Player: citizen
Humgolf: Many noisy people down here are scaring my worms.
Player: colossus
Humgolf: Never was up there to look at it.
Player: duria
Humgolf: Thinks she's to good to talk to rotworm tamers.
Player: durin
Humgolf: If he'd live today he'd be a rotworm tamer like me.
Player: earth
Humgolf: Home of the worms, home of my people, too.
Player: elves
Humgolf: They are not worth to be mentioned.
Player: Kruzak/emperor
Humgolf: The emperor should spend more money on rotworm husbandry.
Player: equipment
Humgolf: If you own a good worm you need nothing else.
Player: etzel
Humgolf: Does a worm need spells to work his kind of magic? I do neither.
Player: excalibug
Humgolf: Silly fairy tale.
Player: fire
Humgolf: Where earth is giving, fire is taking. That's the way of the elements.
Player: farewell/bye
Humgolf: Bye, Player.
Player: general/motos
Humgolf: That guy is a monster! I despise rotworm killers.
Player: geomancers
Humgolf: They have an understanding of worms.
Player: jimbin
Humgolf: His tavern is too crowded and too bright for a dwarf with taste like me.
Player: maryza
Humgolf: Don't like the way she looks at my worms.
Player: help
Humgolf: I am here to help the worms, not the fools.
Player: humans
Humgolf: They are not cute and not intelligent.
Player: minotaurs
Humgolf: They are stupid and ugly.
Player: plant
Humgolf: Only a rotting plant is a good plant.
Player: job
Humgolf: I'm the chief rotworm tamer of Kazordoon. I sell rotworms and buy meat, tentacle pieces and tasty fresh rats for my worms.
Player: kazordoon
Humgolf: I like the mines best.
Player: tibia
Humgolf: More nice beneath this noisy green surface.
Player: kroox
Humgolf: Poor guy, has lost his drilling licence for drinking.
Player: quest/task/what do
Humgolf: What by the worm are you talking about?
Player: name
Humgolf: I'm Humgolf Molesight, Son of Earth, from the Molten Rock.
Player: news
Humgolf: Who needs news if the old things are still good enough?
Player: orcs
Humgolf: They are even more stupid and ugly than minotaurs.
Player: pyromancer
Humgolf: Hotheads.
Player: time
Humgolf: Time does not matter to a dwarf who understands the ways of the worm.
Player: stone golem
Humgolf: Too hard to be gnawed away by even the finest worm.
Player: technomancer
Humgolf: GO AWAY! I heard they think of replacing worms with machines. That is an OUTRAGE!
Player: uzgod
Humgolf: We are trading now and then. Fine dwarf he is.
Player: worms
Humgolf: They are so cute and so intelligent.

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